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Formed from the corpses of his previous teams casualties and those of their opposition, the Heroes have been named for the Chunkomancers great love of dodgy Horror movies seen on Cabalvision. The Chunkomancer is said to be working on an experiment to bring to unlife some of the former great of the SWL, with at least some portion of their formidable capabilities intact. Rumours suggest that the likes of JealousGuy, and Richie I, II, and III are likely to make an appearance once the Chunkomancer gets the TER calibrated correctly. This rumour has proven correct - JealousGuy has indeed returned and is already up to his mutating best. His former Crowes team mate Angels has now joined him in the guise of a Wight. Surely this pairing will prove a deadly combination in their second chance at Blood Bowl glory. Assistant Coaches: Valley - having successfully died and been reanimated twice, Valley has one up on everyone else on the team who have died only once. Valley has now become the teams mascot, showing that it doesn't matter how poor a player you are, or how many times you die, you can always come back for more. Halvor - an interesting variation on the assistant coach, Halvor was rendered down to his basic essence and consumed by the Chunkomancer. This augmentation of his necromantic abilities has allowed the Chunkomancer to multitask, effectively making him an Assitant Coach to himself. Furrin Stonefaced - former Dwarf, then Flesh Golem, Furrins astounding agility for a player of his position earned him a role as zombie dodging coach after his retirement due to iggling injuries. Furrin also doubles as a sharp bookie, unheard of for one of the undead. Children of the Reanimation: Halvor - formerly a promising Blitzer for the Tuff Nuts, Halvor was destroyed in the teams 5th game. He has yet to come to terms with his second chance at glory however. Valley - once a highly skilled Saurus for the Brisvegans Lizardman team, Valley was killed by Falling Apart Together and put back to work. It seems that being Undead didn't agree with Valley however, as he was again killed in the Heroes first Conference game. SEASON TEN Though suffering significant early setbacks in the teams personnel structure, the Heroes managed to attain a respectable record in their inaugural season. They were promoted to Conference level after some unfortunate teams at that level were declared insolvent. SEASON ELEVEN The Heroes romped their way through the Mammalian conference on their way to the title, and promotion to the ultimate league in SWL - Premier. SEASON TWELVE An absolute disaster of a season - a nightmare scary enough to scare even these undead, brainless fleshbombs. Both Zargithis and JealousGuy required lengthy reconstitution after our second game against the Karak Varn FC Dwarfs - they have now beaten us twice, and we shall have our vengeance! With the stars of the team gone, ballhandling options were few and far between, and though we struggled on we were outgunned for the remainder of the season. SEASON THIRTEEN In a season whose number seemed to indicate a certain level of destuny for the team, they experienced bittersweet success. Though they won the Conference once again and advanced to Premier, they lost a number of key players in the second half of the season (despite being in one of the softest conferences in SWL history), and will enter Premier in an even weaker state than their previous, disastrous tilt in Season 12. The Horrors have so far proven nigh unstoppable against similarly skilled opposition, but can they play with the big boys? We'll find out in Seeason 14.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Food for Thawt	Shambling Undead	1000k	8	0/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1000k	13	1/1/0	50k	55k
Good, Bad, Furry	Skaven	1080k	19	2/2/0	40k	2 - 2	1530k	20	1/2/0	30k	55k
Subterranean Slavers	Chaos Dwarf	1170k	13	2/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1210k	12	0/0/2	50k	68k
Karak-Varn FC	Dwarf	1080k	9	1/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1250k	17	1/3/0	80k	57k
Brisbane Boncos	Norse	1150k	15	1/0/0	60k	3 - 0	1720k	8	1/0/1	40k	62k
Tuff Nuts	Orc	1240k	18	0/1/2	70k	2 - 0	1240k	9	1/0/1	40k	62k
Celtic Warriors	High Elf	1380k	15	1/1/0	40k	2 - 1	1240k	12	1/0/0	80k	64k
Falling Apart Together	Necromantic	1460k	15	1/0/1	50k	2 - 0	1670k	13	2/1/0	80k	89k
Gumbeast United	Tomb Kings	1550k	16	1/1/0	70k	2 - 1	2080k	17	2/1/1	10k	63k
Wicked C Dorfs	Chaos Dwarf	1540k	19	1/2/1	70k	2 - 0	2070k	10	2/0/0	40k	84k
Women Who Wear Little	Amazon	1630k	13	1/0/1	50k	2 - 2	1830k	13	0/0/0	40k	99k
German Vermin	Skaven	1710k	17	0/1/1	70k	3 - 1	1750k	14	0/0/2	90k	128k
Blackmountain United	Dwarf	1730k	20	2/0/0	40k	3 - 1	1650k	16	2/1/1	20k	69k
33 Chin Chen Street	Norse	1810k	16	1/3/0	50k	1 - 1	1470k	16	2/2/0	60k	64k
Bogan Yobs	Human	1750k	8	0/0/0	40k	1 - 1	2470k	11	1/0/0	30k	84k
Karak-Varn FC	Dwarf	1810k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1780k	12	1/0/1	30k	97k
German Vermin	Skaven	1480k	14	2/0/1	60k	1 - 2	2110k	15	0/2/0	40k	113k
Zen Adepts	Chaos Dwarf	1560k	11	1/1/1	30k	0 - 2	2470k	20	2/2/0	40k	96k
Soft n Fluffy	Orc	1540k	11	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	2690k	14	1/0/0	20k	104k
Vanguard of the Southern Ark	Dark Elf	1620k	18	0/1/1	80k	3 - 4	2380k	23	0/1/0	60k	98k
Slumbering Skink	Lizardmen	1720k	1	0/0/0	0k	0 - 2	2070k	18	0/1/0	90k	73k
Angry Asgardians	Norse	1710k	19	0/1/0	90k	3 - 1	1510k	13	2/0/0	30k	92k
SWL Losers	High Elf	1850k	14	0/0/0	40k	3 - 1	2080k	10	0/0/0	20k	95k
Echoes of the Great Song	Wood Elf	1930k	25	4/1/0	20k	3 - 1	1570k	10	0/0/0	20k	80k
King's Park Rangers	Wood Elf	1850k	13	1/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1760k	11	0/1/0	30k	77k
BrisVegans	Lizardmen	1800k	14	1/0/0	30k	2 - 2	1820k	20	2/1/0	50k	92k
We Fink Wer Orks	Amazon	1850k	17	3/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1870k	11	1/2/0	50k	89k
We Fink Wer Orks	Amazon	1740k	8	2/0/0	70k	0 - 1	1830k	11	0/0/1	50k	65k
Vanguard of the Southern Ark	Dark Elf	1710k	10	1/0/1	50k	1 - 2	2470k	12	0/0/0	60k	101k
Da Greenskin Raiders	Orc	1770k	8	0/0/0	20k	1 - 2	2110k	19	1/2/0	40k	85k
Slumbering Skink	Lizardmen	1720k	13	1/2/0	30k	2 - 1	2230k	8	0/1/0	0k	72k
German Vermin	Skaven	1650k	12	2/2/0	60k	1 - 4	2530k	24	1/0/1	30k	108k
Zen Adepts	Chaos Dwarf	1730k	11	1/1/0	70k	2 - 1	2750k	15	2/0/1	40k	108k
Karak-Varn FC	Dwarf	1840k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1830k	21	4/4/2	70k	62k