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The Vanity Babes are a collaboration of vain girls I have known and know. With an undying thirst for things these girls will stop at nothing to win and prove who is the best player on the team! After all: Anything that bleeds for 7 days and does not die...... well you meet them on the pitch and find out if you meet them on one of their wonderful days of the month! ;-)

We now have a team Anthem! It is kind of out mantra too soo...... "I'm a barbie girl in a a barbie world. Life in plastic is fantastic! You can brush my hair and dress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation! COME ON BARBIE LET"S GO PARTY!"

If I want to play any kind of dwarfs with my zons I will ask you.....if you ask for a game with any dwarfs or khemri do not expect a response from me.

Yes, we have a DP. We will not use it against elf teams unless of course you begin the war, have a dp yourself or some freak of nature elf(i.e. one turners and St5 elfs). :-) *WARNING* Due to the fact we are on a winless streak the gals may foul whoever and whenever possible since they are sooooo angry.

We have faced skaven 3 times and 2 of the 3 were defeats from poor luck. The rats are now our official nemesis! Death to the great horned one! ****Since the previously mentioned matches, our luck against skaven continues..... 1/2/3 record against them.

BUT CHAOS, Christ almighty chaos...... 0/1/3 record versus them and a -11 casualty difference. Chaos are scary.

We love Zara! If we have money, be sure to see her!

******At some point I will face the fact that I just suck as a coach.

***** We have no idea how to score. In 18 of our 34 games we have only scored 1 TD, twice we have failed to score.

*****Just when you think it is as bad as it can get...it gets worse. My last game has my team crippled and a lino aged for an av drop. I don't see how it is possible to win with Zons at a tr above 200. Everyone is faster for the most part, blocks better and can handle the ball better. Without many outstanding rolls I'm beginning to think a win is an impossibility. Only through a sheer screw up by my opponent did I manage a tie last game. Also low winnings and a FF drop.

***** Update: Elfs outbashed me the last game and beat me. Not a single casualty for me through blocking. And on top of that my apo failed.


************UPDATE***********
So we have won 2 of our last 3 games, but at great cost. The last two games we have suffered 4/2/4 in the casualty department. We have lost 3 players in this process, which is really diminishing our numbers and destroyed a guard kicker. The DP since acquiring st4 has not been used and we do not intend to use it as we need to recover. HElfs and Skaven have done more damage to me than the nasty chaos teams I have faced. Now that is sad.

^^^^^^^^^Results by race^^^^^^^^^^
Necromantic: 3/1/1 Cas Diff: +4
Human: 1/0/0 Cas Diff: +3
Khemri: 1/1/0 Cas Diff: -2
Nurgle's Rotters: 1/1/0 Cas Diff: +3
High Elf: 1/0/0 Cas Diff: 0
Skaven: 1/2/2 Cas Diff: +4
Wood Elf: 2/0/2 Cas Diff: +2
Chaos: 0/1/3 Cas Diff: -11
Elf: 2/0/2 Cas Diff: +12
Orc: 1/0/1 Cas Diff: 0
Dark Elf: 3/0/2 Cas Diff: +11
Amazon: 1/0/0 Cas Diff: +1
Norse: 1/0/0 Cas Diff: +1
Vampire: 0/0/1 Cas Diff: +1
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kim
Koka Kalim Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
+MA, Frenzy, Stand Firm
  44 0 6 0 5 2 38/51 160k
(90+70)k
 
2
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
  1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
3
Koka Kalim Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Stand Firm, +MA
  9 0 6 0 2 0 22/31 140k
(90+50)k
 
4
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm, Shadowing
  45 2 1 0 28 5 86/176 190k
(90+100)k
 
5
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  5 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
6
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Tackle, Fend
n 22 2 4 0 6 1 31/51 110k
(50+60)k
 
7
Tribal Linewoman
6 4 3 7
Dodge
Block, Dirty Player, +ST, Tackle
  46 1 3 0 8 5 51/76 160k
(50+110)k
 
8
Tribal Linewoman
6 4 3 7
Dodge
Block, +ST, Tackle
  44 1 2 0 8 4 43/51 140k
(50+90)k
 
9
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  5 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Guard, Block
  15 1 3 0 3 1 21/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
13
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Diving Tackle, Side Step
  45 0 12 2 1 1 47/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
14
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
  11 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
15
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Pass
Block, Sure Hands, Accurate, +AG
  39 25 3 0 1 3 51/76 170k
(70+100)k
 
16
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Sure Hands, Accurate, Strong Arm, Kick-Off Return
  45 31 5 1 0 1 53/76 160k
(70+90)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Jedi_Knight_Amoeba Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 2150k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2150k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:46 (21/7/18) |TD Diff:3 (74 - 71) |Cas Diff:35 (58/34/21 - 43/24/11)
Last Opponent: black ribbon BBC

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Braindead-deadNecromantic1000k151/0/0160k1 - 0970k21/0/00k43k
Dancing in the sunElf1150k262/3/040k3 - 01210k100/1/030k44k
Fightin' GitzOrc1240k170/0/0140k2 - 01060k10/0/00k47k
Varmland VikingsNorse1380k150/1/080k2 - 11560k90/0/020k44k
Iowa ElfeyesWood Elf1410k212/1/080k2 - 11220k100/0/050k66k
Killer KlavimNecromantic1540k213/0/130k2 - 01590k91/1/060k52k
VerminousTideSkaven1620k120/0/130k1 - 31710k160/0/030k76k
Sneaky BombersSkaven1600k231/2/140k3 - 01540k71/0/070k71k
Cute and FuzzyAmazon1650k252/0/040k4 - 11660k121/0/040k93k
Lokomotive Blue MoonNecromantic1740k101/1/080k1 - 01840k71/0/040k78k
Sunshine AvengersWood Elf1840k271/0/070k5 - 31910k211/0/010k71k
Living UndeadNecromantic1910k81/0/060k0 - 21850k172/0/030k80k
NoldorsDark Elf1910k224/1/050k3 - 12030k120/1/010k86k
OktalozKhemri2010k90/0/150k1 - 02370k50/0/030k96k
GambitessHuman1960k141/2/040k1 - 02430k60/0/030k85k
SiniestrillosDark Elf1970k201/2/270k2 - 01900k70/0/040k83k
Wallowing WimpsKhemri2080k90/0/040k1 - 12050k71/1/160k88k
Calarii CrusadersElf2010k212/1/130k2 - 31930k160/0/040k101k
Noergelz KlopperzNurgle's Rotters2080k213/0/160k2 - 02050k60/0/010k90k
Weapon MastersSkaven2190k162/0/150k1 - 32410k180/1/050k130k
DarkShadowsDark Elf2200k121/0/030k3 - 12560k162/0/030k90k
Khorne's FanclubChaos Chosen2180k00/0/00k0 - 12550k100/0/020k97k
Rodentia ReiversSkaven2100k160/0/230k2 - 22040k151/0/020k75k
Fun With GoatsChaos Chosen2170k110/0/170k1 - 32350k262/1/170k114k
Generally OffensiveElf2210k182/2/030k1 - 32130k221/1/150k92k
Good Ones auuuuuuNecromantic Horror2150k143/1/050k1 - 12160k111/1/040k75k
Frogs From HellNurgle's Rotters2220k90/0/060k1 - 12270k101/0/010k89k
AxiomDark Elf2300k110/0/050k1 - 32870k191/0/030k101k
psychopathic alkisWood Elf2300k100/0/030k1 - 22390k171/0/010k63k
Dark Scions of DestinyDark Elf2350k132/2/050k1 - 42350k220/0/030k83k
Give me some lovinChaos Chosen2300k80/0/020k1 - 12480k232/4/040k87k
Vampire All-StarsVampire2330k172/1/030k1 - 22150k181/1/050k111k
Delicate FlowersOrc2390k121/0/050k1 - 22200k141/0/050k99k
Fun With GoatsChaos Chosen2450k110/0/170k1 - 22590k222/1/050k134k
Red Wing WoodiesWood Elf2480k130/2/040k2 - 32460k230/2/080k121k
AeroDynamiteElf2410k182/1/020k2 - 12260k90/0/030k86k
Sewer Rat SamuraiSkaven2480k180/0/240k2 - 22640k263/0/240k130k
ANGRY! ElvesHigh Elf2340k262/3/030k2 - 12390k201/2/230k115k
Sing Song GirlsAmazon2290k172/2/240k1 - 21710k244/1/260k74k
Forest FoolsWood Elf2210k161/0/240k1 - 52690k281/1/050k139k
MSU SpartansDark Elf2270k182/1/050k2 - 12630k140/1/00k117k
Corporate PeonsDark Elf2320k172/2/110k1 - 52490k280/2/040k111k
Gladiators of ZeusHuman2360k293/1/030k4 - 22310k182/0/050k94k
Ratzingerz TodezfeindeSkaven2460k60/0/060k0 - 12460k203/1/130k104k
Mangling MoronsOrc2240k174/1/080k1 - 02170k133/0/140k37k
black ribbon BBCVampire2080k192/1/160k1 - 12250k131/0/060k40k