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Deadly Dorfs of Barak Fenrix
Roster [X2] Dwarf

Barak Fenrix - last stronghold of the feared Weredorfs, a race of very angry and aggressive dwarfs who were cursed by the Witch Queen Parah Salin, Overlady of the coldest point of the Norselands, last bastion of insanity in the quiet, boring world of dwarfdom. The Dwarf king, Maddorf Ulric, has decreed that all dwarfs must refer to themselves as 'dorfs' just because it sounds funny. While many dorfs protested at this, Maddorf has had jesters with mice tied to sticks follow them around until they gave up or went mad at the incessant squeaking.

Maddorf's latest obsession is Blood Bowl, which he wishes to dominate and then rename 'Dorfbowl'. So, a team of dorfs was assembled, mostly by drawing names out of a horned helmet, then renaming the dorfs, and only then informing the dorfs, many of whom were happily married and living quiet, normal lives that they were to become blood bowl players with some of the most ridiculous nicknames ever to grace the game.

So, the band of reluctant dorfs was sent off to Altdorf (a city of which Maddorf approved hugely because of the name) to somehow try and win the Blood Bowl. Upon arrival, they discovered the tournament was no longer open to new teams... but there was another tournament just starting...

The LOBBA tournament.

So, the Deadly Dorfs march at last into the world of Blood Bowl, dressed in their gaudy pink and green uniforms (with orange socks), juggling snotlings and singing 'Honk If You Like Dorfs' at the top of their voices, while scantily clad ogre prostitutes in studded thongs horrify and fascinate their bemused fans.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
  10 0 2 0 3 0 12/16 100k
(80)k
 
2
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
  9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(50)k
 
3
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
n 10 3 2 0 0 1 14/16 100k
(58)k
 
4
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(20)k
 
5
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Dodge
n 9 1 4 0 1 0 15/16 110k
(58)k
 
6
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  10 1 0 0 1 2 13/16 90k
(50)k
 
7
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
n 9 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 70k
(17)k
 
8
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(20)k
 
9
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(20)k
 
10
Longbeard
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
-ma 9 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 90k
(30)k
 
11
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(20)k
 
12
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  4 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 90k
(50)k
 
13
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  3 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 90k
(20)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Fenrixian Re-Rolls (80k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1340k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (2/4/4) |TD Diff:-6 (9 - 15) |Cas Diff:-7 (8/4/1 - 7/8/5)
Last Opponent: Naggarond Shades

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Tepok's TitansLizardmen1000k121/0/050k1 - 11000k121/1/130k55k
Skyre SaintsSkaven980k100/1/090k1 - 11070k80/0/040k62k
Naggarond ShadesDark Elf1080k101/0/030k1 - 11160k151/1/050k38k
Pinched NerveHigh Elf1120k131/0/040k2 - 01170k50/0/050k44k
Khornate ElfeatersChaos1190k50/0/040k0 - 31400k202/2/280k77k
ChoppatasticOrc1170k151/2/040k1 - 11310k110/1/060k32k
Shattered Moon TribeGoblin1250k130/0/180k2 - 11180k120/3/040k57k
Tepok's TitansLizardmen1370k131/1/020k1 - 21470k111/0/060k57k
Khornate ElfeatersChaos1410k71/0/040k0 - 31930k202/0/250k82k
Naggarond ShadesDark Elf1350k92/0/050k0 - 21590k110/0/030k67k