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"Where da goober are we boss?"

"Dunno ladz. Those stunties sure led us on a bit of a run."

"Why da sky so big boss?"

"What woz dat boss?" Bloody kangaroo bounces past.

"Why is it so empty boss?"

"Enuff ladz! Da beardz at the last reckon'd dere waz blood bowl here - so who carez!"

<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;">So into the great southern wastes league they went, except an odd thing happened. They did so much running to get all the way to the southern wastes, they turned out a pathetically elvish looking unit (move and agility skill rolls in abundance!) for their first season. Now they're trying dead 'ard to remember what it was to be orcy!</div>
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<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 5 Picnic</b> - rollicked along until we met the Duke in the 3rd round. Kami seems to think the Duke will be small fry by the time he's developed into a mighty bb star.</div>

<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 6 Regionals</b> - Fairly easy trot through for a win. Coach Snorri is worried it did 'em no favours in teaching em how to be dead 'ard! </div>

<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 6 Picnic</b> - The lads had a good draw through to the semi-finals where they were getting pumped up for some big games. But, everybody knows Nuffle loves a good joke and the lads reckon they even saw him ride in on a giant kangaroo and spoil their plans in what they expected to be an easy quarter final. Decimated by Nuffle's handicaps, the ones who made it onto the pitch fought dead 'ard while greatly outstrengthed to a 1-1 draw....only to find themselves losin' a coin toss to a one sided penny and watching the other side continue on to the semi-final where they conspicuously forfeited their game to a khemri outfit. The travesty!</div>

<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 7 Conferences</b> - So far its been a rugged campaign against Nuffle's accursed handicaps! But the lads comin' out on top - can they make it to premier? Eventually stormed home with a big win over the other strong contender of the conference group, Coach Neverborn's Smack Down. This season also saw Kami retire and become assistant coach. He figured the lads were never gonna shape up while they could rely on him to do it all for em'!</div>

<i>Will the Premiership finally beat the elvishness out of the ladz?</i>

<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 8 Premier</b> - What a season! Despite a dismal start afflicted by the Nuffles (lost a won game with a late turn 16 oversight and another all but won crashed game that couldn't reload and saw the restart turn into a flogging against us) they rebounded with a mighty win against the long undefeated premiers, the Southside Stone Smashers. Playing like da orcies they were meant to be, they also brought down two of the stunties! It set up an exciting finish to Prem. where 5 teams found themselves all within a slingshot of the premiership! Ah, but for that crashed game! No sense in fixating on the futile though...these lads were simply proud to have been a competitive part in the Premiership for Season 8!</div>

<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 8 Twahnlow's</b> - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1113333">Konundrum</a> strutted his stuff throughout the Premiership, leaving no doubts as to who was 'da elf of prem' while picking up awards for the Golden Arm, Boomerang and Arrow.</div>

<div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Veteran's League</b> - After a major reshuffling in the SWL and fans flocking to the stadium at Snorriheim for the Vanguard games, the Krasherz decide to take to the green paddocks of the Veteran's League. They have rumbled with an all time high ranking of 273/234!
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  14 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
2
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Safe Throw
  26 10 2 0 0 0 16/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  9 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
4
Troll
4 5 2 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Guard, +AG, Multiple Block
  58 0 0 0 19 5 63/76 220k
(110+110)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Guard, Pass Block, Mighty Blow
  31 0 12 1 10 1 63/76 160k
(80+80)k
 
6
Lineman
5 4 3 9
+ST, Block
  12 3 1 0 1 2 18/31 120k
(50+70)k
 
7
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  45 0 0 0 13 6 56/76 160k
(80+80)k
 
8
Lineman
5 3 5 9
+AG, Block, +AG, Pass Block
  58 8 10 0 2 3 57/76 170k
(50+120)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Kick, Dirty Player
  56 0 3 0 5 6 49/51 110k
(50+60)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  9 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
 
12
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  4 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
16
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  41 0 1 0 6 2 25/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Snorri Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1990k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2030k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:58 (34/12/12) |TD Diff:38 (101 - 63) |Cas Diff:41 (63/44/23 - 53/24/12)
Last Opponent: Fallen Wasters

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Blitzing BanditosChaos Dwarf1000k200/2/080k3 - 11000k90/0/040k48k
Horny ToadsLizardmen1130k212/2/080k2 - 11210k121/0/160k39k
Dripped OutChaos1250k90/1/050k1 - 01110k81/0/070k56k
JezebellChaos1310k90/0/030k1 - 11380k100/0/170k78k
Chaosium Ad Infinitum!Chaos Dwarf1350k190/1/260k2 - 21380k180/1/170k60k
Angry AsgardiansNorse1390k300/0/050k6 - 01230k141/0/160k66k
Swiffle's SplintersWood Elf1500k170/2/080k2 - 11490k121/0/030k52k
CrawlChaos1480k121/1/050k2 - 11500k81/0/050k81k
Brothers In BloodbowlDwarf1470k152/1/050k1 - 01500k132/1/040k66k
Wanna BeatinOrc1500k143/0/080k1 - 01380k130/2/160k58k
Guttormr RaidersNorse1440k121/1/180k0 - 21410k223/1/050k72k
Mr Whippy's Donut BoysHalfling1500k311/3/060k5 - 11400k80/0/070k73k
Dripped OutChaos1640k151/0/040k2 - 01570k201/3/240k73k
Carlton UnitedHuman1660k150/1/1130k1 - 22500k171/0/040k70k
Beasts of BowlChaos Chosen1760k160/0/060k3 - 01650k80/0/080k84k
Basher BrothersOrc1840k200/0/170k4 - 11000k101/0/040k63k
Horny ToadsLizardmen1960k150/1/080k2 - 11600k101/0/050k82k
Calen CaretakersWood Elf2080k293/1/110k4 - 31640k243/0/040k70k
Girls Just Wanna Play BallAmazon2140k171/2/120k1 - 01260k91/0/0130k60k
Jungle CommandosLizardmen2200k191/0/150k3 - 01560k81/0/060k53k
Minions of SauronOrc2280k170/0/020k3 - 11000k141/1/080k56k
Swiffle's SplintersWood Elf2340k161/1/040k2 - 01520k80/0/180k70k
Flitter MiceWood Elf2400k211/0/110k3 - 11660k90/0/040k66k
Australian CrawlersNecromantic2460k140/2/020k1 - 11910k142/0/030k90k
Form GuideNurgle's Rotters2460k90/0/030k1 - 01740k50/0/060k71k
MetibeKhemri2300k121/0/010k1 - 01600k81/0/020k52k
Obsidian RaidersNorse2290k130/1/050k1 - 01800k134/0/030k75k
Australian CrawlersNecromantic2300k110/1/130k2 - 12110k121/0/030k88k
Smack DownKhemri2320k130/0/040k2 - 01970k70/0/050k83k
WarlizardsLizardmen2350k192/0/130k2 - 22370k161/1/010k87k
Wicker MenUndead2420k151/0/030k2 - 22010k152/1/020k79k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen2380k131/1/020k1 - 32410k162/0/010k88k
Wanna BeatinOrc2430k121/0/00k1 - 02390k60/0/020k57k
Southside Stone SmashersDwarf2440k161/1/210k1 - 02240k122/0/110k76k
Black CrowesChaos2440k110/0/00k1 - 12540k111/0/040k83k
Wanna BeatinOrc2450k100/1/020k1 - 02300k101/1/00k63k
SWL LosersHigh Elf2500k110/0/00k1 - 32060k190/0/040k99k
Pro Losers IIElf2530k243/2/10k2 - 32120k212/0/020k77k
AFL All StarzChaos Dwarf2570k180/0/150k3 - 12240k101/0/070k104k
Kano's Black TideOrc2660k161/0/040k2 - 12040k162/1/010k81k
Southside Stone SmashersDwarf2660k163/1/10k2 - 22560k171/1/020k85k
Everglen GladiatorsWood Elf2490k283/3/140k3 - 02100k81/0/060k89k
Malignant MausoleumUndead2590k152/0/020k1 - 22080k130/1/130k89k
Pro Losers IIElf2450k283/1/330k2 - 22330k150/0/00k97k
Southern ScumbagsOrc2550k131/1/030k2 - 02130k51/0/030k65k
SporcOrc2610k81/0/010k0 - 12300k103/0/00k75k
Brickhouse BackbreakersOrc1830k50/0/040k0 - 01510k50/0/020k68k
Never DeadUndead1870k140/1/060k2 - 21820k150/1/070k86k
Emotional WreckageChaos Chosen1960k141/1/050k1 - 21770k171/2/040k77k
Ancient PainmakersLizardmen2040k194/0/00k2 - 12030k131/0/110k60k
'OomiesHuman2080k255/0/130k3 - 01990k60/0/060k76k
Brewin' BoysChaos Dwarf2170k121/0/040k0 - 41910k201/0/070k77k
Emotional WreckageChaos Chosen2230k132/0/060k1 - 12190k130/2/030k94k
Big Dan's FreebooterzOrc2240k130/0/010k2 - 12130k81/0/00k75k
70 odd Foot of GruntsOrc2280k152/1/110k0 - 22470k130/1/00k67k
RathatamatataSkaven2310k141/2/040k1 - 12370k110/1/040k75k
SunbakersLizardmen2360k194/2/120k0 - 12220k120/1/130k87k
Fallen WastersShambling Undead2130k121/2/010k0 - 42070k231/1/030k90k