24 matches into their existence, the
No Bull Dairy Farm Blood Bowl team, has developed into a fearsome force. They have a standing record of 11/6/7 on the pitch, winning just under half of their games, but refusing to lose on more than 2/3rds.
But, what is it that has made the Farm such a formidable foe?
Team Captain,
Farmer Brown the Second, is quoted as saying, "It's all dem dere special practices we's put in on the farm. Most folk, don' reckon just how hard the work is. Sinc'in we ain't got time ter practice all right, and the like, we's makes up games an play em while's we is workin', lik when
Rocko and
Churns go tossin' the milk tins about between milk runs."
It also helps, in this reporters eyes, that the team has had a healthy dose of the Warpstone. Even the pacifist
Milk Maid has deadly claws, despite having failed to harm anyone in her entire career.
But, perhaps their true secret of success, lies in the Hoof and Hands of this marvelous freak of nature, known as
Heifer the Large. In 24 matches, he's hoofed his way to 19 TDs and 11 Casualties, and would lead or tie the team in all categories, if not for
That Ol' Houndog, the most deadly member of the Farm.
It's still months away, but Farmer Brown had one last thing to say before we left the farm. "I reckon, we's only needs a few more trainin' sessions afor the Fumbbl Cup. The whole Farm believes we's has us a chance to really win it. Just needs ta train some more, but we's got all the pieces."
Good luck to you Farmer Brown. Here's hoping your achievements on the Blood Bowl pitch match your farm's production.