Posted by Rbthma on 2016-11-07 17:54:16
my fanatics are all left-spinners so to head the right direction and counteract the spin it's Right or Straight ahead.
Posted by m0gw41 on 2016-11-07 18:05:40
Most players are right handed and so stand with their left shoulder forward. To make sure you hit those guys directly in the chops/goolies you want to come in from the right.
Posted by Timetis on 2016-11-07 18:05:48
Just feed em the magic shroom and see which way he zooms off to! Thats always the best way.
Posted by jdm on 2016-11-07 18:24:02
Any direction but the KO box
Posted by happygrue on 2016-11-07 19:25:23
Pull your head out, Balle. Clearly it is "whichever direction will smash into prone menz"... ;)
Posted by DustBunny on 2016-11-07 19:49:48
I'm with Grue - whichever direction causes the most headaches by unstunning prone players.
Posted by Cavetroll on 2016-11-07 20:19:34
no matter what direction you choose, he'll go a different direction. So I say either straight, or NOT in the direction of what you are aiming at. One of those two.
Posted by mister__joshua on 2016-11-07 20:27:12
Mine like to go straight like a freight train!
Posted by JellyBelly on 2016-11-07 21:03:09
More importantly, which way should they spin the ball - clockwise or anti-clockwise?
Posted by cdassak on 2016-11-07 21:18:31
The fanatic doesnt like following directions
Posted by thoralf on 2016-11-07 23:20:03
Is it a koan?
Posted by PurpleChest on 2016-11-08 09:25:10
i think you need to think outside the box.
Left/Right/Forward are all part of the same direction, where is UP?
Yes up. I know it's not trendy, like zigzag, or as cool as forward, but up is an under-rated direction due to the flat screens we view the game through, and yet leads to 4% more pows.
Posted by Badoek on 2016-11-08 10:10:47
One Direction please. Wherever they are, the fanatics can go. Ball & chain fanatics that is.
Posted by Dhaktokh on 2016-11-08 16:13:46
You have to connect with your inner wildness
Once you understand the depth of your spinning core
your fanatic will guide your direction with ease
- P.H. Hatebuild