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2010-05-14 17:01:12
63 votes, rating 3.9
63 votes, rating 3.9
Germanz banned on a Whim!
Most of you are aware, that I have been participating in quite some ranked tourneys and had a reasonable amount of success with it.
Unfortunatelly, I never have the patience to powergame a good major team and therefore I usually just throw in an elven team for the spirit of competing. Though for this GLT, I figured I would have an awesome chance of winning due to the special 16th main draw slot, that is given away to the most cheatingest team of them all. Awesome! I thought. Being a German, I'm already as much of a cheater as you can get without hacking the FUMBBL database to create my uber team - tempting as it may seem.
Now after the draw, I have been told, that I never had a chance for that slot!!!1!1!one!
I am outragingly angry! Yes, I realize, that 'outragingly' isn't a proper word, but that's just HOW ANGRY I am!!!one!
PurpleChest told me, that it was be cause I didn't have enough gold for the brinbe in my team's treasury. He is citing some crazy news post! Does he know how hard it is to accumulate gold with a TS220 elven team? And who reads those newsposts anyhow? I'm just in for the squirrels (which the cited newspost was sadly lacking I have to say).
Anyhow.. how dares he not to consider too Germanz for this qualifier? How can a Swedish guy be more cheatingly than me? I can see his point with the Canadian, but a Swede??
I demand immediate action!
CircDaMostCheatingest
PS:
t has been suggested that my team did not stand a chance and would have lost rather badly while making a mockery of the system in the process. This is bound to be suggested again so I'll answer that now:
I am an extremely competent coach who has a strong record for spotting strength in the usual places. I entered this tournament to win. I am extremely confident that the team I submitted had a very strong chance of winning several games. I'm pretty confident that I'm the best person in the world to judge that....
I might not have high NAF rankings, but that's only because I never bothered to register with them. Had I joined this thing (what is NAF anyhow?), I'm sure I would be the #1 coach not only for stupid races like vampires and underworld, but for EVERYTHING! Just like I had the #1 spot in CR and BWR at the same time!!!
That's how awesome I am and now PurpleChest has killed it completely and I'm a sad panda.
Circ out!
Unfortunatelly, I never have the patience to powergame a good major team and therefore I usually just throw in an elven team for the spirit of competing. Though for this GLT, I figured I would have an awesome chance of winning due to the special 16th main draw slot, that is given away to the most cheatingest team of them all. Awesome! I thought. Being a German, I'm already as much of a cheater as you can get without hacking the FUMBBL database to create my uber team - tempting as it may seem.
Now after the draw, I have been told, that I never had a chance for that slot!!!1!1!one!
I am outragingly angry! Yes, I realize, that 'outragingly' isn't a proper word, but that's just HOW ANGRY I am!!!one!
PurpleChest told me, that it was be cause I didn't have enough gold for the brinbe in my team's treasury. He is citing some crazy news post! Does he know how hard it is to accumulate gold with a TS220 elven team? And who reads those newsposts anyhow? I'm just in for the squirrels (which the cited newspost was sadly lacking I have to say).
Anyhow.. how dares he not to consider too Germanz for this qualifier? How can a Swedish guy be more cheatingly than me? I can see his point with the Canadian, but a Swede??
I demand immediate action!
CircDaMostCheatingest
PS:
t has been suggested that my team did not stand a chance and would have lost rather badly while making a mockery of the system in the process. This is bound to be suggested again so I'll answer that now:
I am an extremely competent coach who has a strong record for spotting strength in the usual places. I entered this tournament to win. I am extremely confident that the team I submitted had a very strong chance of winning several games. I'm pretty confident that I'm the best person in the world to judge that....
I might not have high NAF rankings, but that's only because I never bothered to register with them. Had I joined this thing (what is NAF anyhow?), I'm sure I would be the #1 coach not only for stupid races like vampires and underworld, but for EVERYTHING! Just like I had the #1 spot in CR and BWR at the same time!!!
That's how awesome I am and now PurpleChest has killed it completely and I'm a sad panda.
Circ out!
Comments
Posted by avien on 2010-05-14 17:04:43
Sadly parodies don't appeal to me these days =)
Posted by JanMattys on 2010-05-14 17:06:38
Totally uncalled for blog entry.
...but I LoL'd
^_^
...but I LoL'd
^_^
Posted by Ravenmore on 2010-05-14 17:47:04
Not really creative. Thing is your parody sounds the same as the original so you shouldn't have bothered, the subject has already done everything for you.
But the panda made me laugh :)
But the panda made me laugh :)
Posted by CircularLogic on 2010-05-14 17:52:52
Actually.. I felt I had to stick close to the script for the last part, lest some people would pop up and whine about me bragging with my #1 spots :P
Posted by Reisender on 2010-05-14 17:52:52
me <3. but then, me is a germanz cheater too
Posted by Calthor on 2010-05-14 17:58:47
Made me laugh alright. :)
Posted by Purplegoo on 2010-05-14 18:29:46
'Sadly parodies don't appeal to me these days =)'
Surely the original was the parody?
This is the parody of the parody. I think.
I've confused even myself!
Surely the original was the parody?
This is the parody of the parody. I think.
I've confused even myself!
Posted by SillySod on 2010-05-14 19:34:38
Hilarious
Posted by Resarf on 2010-05-14 21:01:31
5 points for satire. The final point, for a perfect score, is from a southpark referent bonus.
Posted by Ancre on 2010-05-14 21:33:22
There is a squirrel in that newspost. And he's out to get you. Beware :)
Posted by Jeffro on 2010-05-14 21:46:13
Nicely done, Circ :)
Works on it's own AND as a parody... kudos!
Works on it's own AND as a parody... kudos!
Posted by zombificus on 2010-05-15 16:19:21
Hmm yeah.... Next time you're in a rage about something inconsequential, remind me to point and laugh, I'm sure you'll appreciate it.
Posted by PurpleChest on 2010-05-15 17:44:56
Honestly, you demonstrate a sense of humour, and then expect me to believe you are german?
I think the whole thing is a massive cheat.
I think the whole thing is a massive cheat.