(TT-Spektra) - Eight spectators actually died of sheer boredom today as they watched Competitive Eaters grind their way through the Lustrian Challenge II Qualifier XIII vs Bone Thugs and Tragedy tonight.
It is the most tragic incident in the history of Blood Bowl, since the all dwarf Smack Final of '98 when three spectators died of sheer dullness and one slit his wrists with the matchpampflet.
- All I remember was a zombie tripping on some poor guy and after that it was sheer darkness, a witness said.