2017-12-25 11:33:47
14 votes, rating 6
Frosty the Snowtroll, was a jolly happy soul,
With a long white beard that all folk feared, he loved to play Bloodbowl!
Frosty the Snowtroll, is defeated now they say.
He was struck and harmed (well he lost an arm), to a secret weapon play!
There must have been some magic there that made the chainsaw land,
For when the young man reached for it, it flew right to his hand!
Oh, Frosty, the Snowtroll, was slain there so they say;
He was struck and harmed (well he lost an arm), to a secret weapon play!
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Frosty go!
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
With claw and mighty blow!
Frosty the Snowtroll, ate a whole tauntaun that day,
Then he thought, "That's good, and we'll have some pud, that boy without delay!"
Now to the chainsaw, that was in that young lad's hand,
It was glowing blue, and I'm telling you, I can't believe he wasn't banned!
He was hanging there upside down, when Frosty came along;
He closed his eyes, then big surprise, Frosty's two arms became one!
For Frosty, the Snowtroll, they say he fell and passed away,
But I know it's true, and I'm telling you, he returns each Christmas day!