To the tune of Wonderful Tonight, by Eric Clapton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUSzL2leaFM

It's late in the evening; she's wondering what skill to choose,
She logs on to Fummbl, and stares at her double twos,
And then she asks me, "Do you think Dodge is right?"
And I say, "Yes, you should make your choice tonight."

She starts up a poll now, and everyone does agree,
It's ninety-five percent, it's really so plain to see,
And then she asks me, "Do you feel Dodge is right?"
And I say, "Yes, you should make your choice tonight."

I feel Dodge is best because I see
You want it in your eyes,
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just don't realize how much that you do.

It's time to log off now, and I've got an aching head,
She stares at her skill choice, and I go to bed,
And then I tell her, as I turn out the light,
I say, "My darling, you should make your choice tonight,
Oh my darling, you should make your choice, tonight."