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2020-11-12 02:43:13
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2019-04-17 18:21:31
8 votes, rating 3.6
Longbomb
To the tune of Sexbomb, by Tom Jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ32gSLNHfA

A diva quaterback who is somewhat lacking in modesty...

Spy on me baby use satelite
Cablevison on to watch me tonight
I'm gonna go long; do it right
I'm gonna win the game tonight.

Now you'll see the special play I use
To win for reds, give them the blues
So I can't deny or lie 'cause you
Will see the way I make it fly.

Longbomb, longbomb, throw my longbomb
They will give it to me when I need to turn it on
Longbomb, longbomb, see my longbomb
And maybe I will turn it on.

Now don't get me wrong ain't gonna do them no harm
This bomb's for winnin' and I can throw it far
I see my main target running wide and right
Catch stuck, he's holding it tight.

Watch me explode although you know
The way I go is fast and slow
And yes, I must react to claims of those
Who say that I laze at the back.

Longbomb, longbomb, throw my longbomb
They can give it to me when I need to turn it on
Longbomb, longbomb, see my longbomb
And maybe I will turn it on.

Longbomb, longbomb, throw my longbomb
They will give it to me when I need to turn it on
Longbomb, longbomb, see my longbomb
And maybe I will turn it on.

You can watch me more and more, counting up the score
Watch me turn them upside down, inside out
You can see I'm real; the real deal
I can win it for you any time because they're mine.

Longbomb, longbomb, throw my longbomb
They will give it to me when I need to turn it on.
Longbomb, longbomb, see my longbomb
They will give it to me when I need to turn it on.
And maybe I will turn it on
Maybe I will turn it on
Ooh maybe I will turn it on
Maybe I will turn it on
Maybe I will turn it on
Maybe I will turn it on
Well, maybe I will turn it on.
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Posted by bghandras on 2019-04-18 01:16:57
This is my favorite so far.