Hello Blood Bowl Fans!

This is Coach Nocternal, coming at you live to bring you the highlights and hard hits of Week 3 of the Reddit Redux Fumbbl Tournament. This game was one hell of a one sided show as our favorite team of sneaky backstabbing Skaven, Turn One Concede, took on their underway cousins of the Sneaky Tunnelers. Lets get to the action!

-First Half-

The game started off with a thud during the first turn when after several good blocks from T1C linerats opened up the blitz for Hamstringer Mcgee, leading to an amazing tackle that took down the Tunnelers Warpstone Ogre, Hodor. It looked like Hodor was out for the count but the Tunnelers apothecary fixed him up fast and getting him on the warm up bench for the next drive.

The Tunnelers came back hard with a hired Wizard, spiting hot fire into the ranks of T1C, badly hurting Tosser McGillacutty and stunning several of the other players.

Even with these early injuries, T1C had a successful drive, with newcomer Gutter Runner Wassa Balla scoring in the sixth turn.

The Tunnelers first drive started violently as Hodor, troll extraordinare, smashed Linerat Hitme Inthaface, popping one of his eyes out of his head, play had to be stopped for a few minutes as the refs looked for the missing globe. The medical team was able to repair the eye but Hitme will miss next weeks game.

After several poorly executed blocks and a good hand off, the Tunnelers Blitzer Sackzol tied up the game within the closing moments of the first half.

-Second Half-

It was the Tunnelers reception as the now under strength T1C took the field. Things got bloody again when Backstaber Harvey lived up to his name by crushing the Tunnelers Blitzer, Sackzol, breaking several of the poor Rats vertebra. He is going to feel that hit for the rest of his life.

Linerat Ima Injered also got in on some of the bloodletting, savagley murdering Thrower Fumblzax. Our heartfelt condolences go out to the loved ones of Fumblzax but that is the name of the game. Sometimes, it goes just as planned.

The line held strong, denying the Sneaky Tunnelers from scoring and allowing the Gutter Runners to get in on the action. Run For it Ratman layeth the smacketh down on Linerat Spidbumz, savaging the player, taking him off the field for the rest of the game.

Wassa was out to prove himself worth to play for our great team, pulling no punches as he ripped apart a poor Goblin named Oliknz. The poor critter was dragged off the field barely clinging to life. It looks like he will walk with a permanent limp as his spinal cord if reattached.

The Tunnelers offense couldn't be held forever as Blitzer Bliztx broke through the line and scored in turn six. Leaving the Tunnelers up 2-1. It was going to be a hard fought game if T1C hoped to tie it up.

Linerat Taek Mi-Dowen let go of his rage as the game came to its conclusion, brutally beating another poor, defenseless Goblin, Jinxz. These Ratmen just don't know their own strength!

However, T1C cam back in the final moments. With Wassa Balla scoring his 2nd TD of the match bringing the game to a tie.

The bloodshed didn't end just because the game was already a foregone conclusion, no sir! Blitzer Blitxz came hard at Taek Mi-Dowen, probably to avenge his injured Goblin teammate, hurting our glorious Linerat and taking him out of the final turn of the game. It was absolutly what the match needed to keep it interesting.

That is all she wrote, ladies and gentlemen. The final score was a 2/2 tie but don't let the final score fool you. It was a game to remember with so much pain and misery handed out to both sides.

The season is starting to look grim for our Ratmen of T1C and they have another hard game coming up against the Norse of the Frost Drakes. These teams met in the preseason with T1C losing out to the savage beating of the Frost Drakes. Remember to wear your athletic supporters for next weeks game!

Again, I am Coach Nocternal and I will see you on the Pitch!