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2016

2016-03-16 10:31:32
rating 5.4

2015

2015-10-29 16:33:06
rating 5.6

2014

2014-08-29 00:56:06
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2014-06-29 23:42:55
rating 4.8

2013

2013-10-25 18:50:31
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2013-10-04 20:08:12
rating 4.3
2013-09-04 14:52:58
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2013-09-02 15:52:15
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2013-08-29 12:53:44
rating 2.3
2013-08-17 13:49:39
rating 4
2013-05-29 13:06:43
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2012

2012-03-02 09:09:11
rating 4.7

2011

2011-10-04 13:03:41
rating 4.9
2011-08-12 13:02:54
rating 4.4
2011-08-08 23:31:05
rating 5
2011-08-04 12:13:28
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2011-04-30 12:53:32
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2010

2010-07-27 19:39:46
rating 3.5
2010-03-09 20:38:10
rating 4.6
2010-02-06 20:43:02
rating 5.2
2010-01-06 09:23:32
rating 4.7

2009

2009-12-22 21:36:30
rating 4.1
2009-12-21 21:52:58
rating 3.9
2009-12-17 20:46:30
rating 3.9
2009-11-11 20:51:54
rating 3.3
2009-08-22 21:55:36
rating 3.8
2009-07-18 23:06:19
rating 4.2
2009-07-17 01:31:28
rating 4
2009-07-11 21:14:26
rating 3
2009-06-25 23:29:49
rating 4.4
2009-06-18 23:23:13
rating 4.2
2009-05-29 22:50:40
rating 2.5
2009-05-12 20:59:48
rating 3.1
2009-04-18 21:56:53
rating 5.1
2009-03-17 22:52:28
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2009-03-11 00:56:01
rating 3.9
2009-03-03 22:26:27
rating 4.2
2009-01-31 22:32:18
rating 3.7
2009-01-21 22:57:57
rating 3
2009-01-17 13:11:08
rating 3.2
2009-01-08 23:19:49
rating 3
2009-01-06 21:52:02
rating 2.9
2009-01-02 21:01:14
rating 3.3

2008

2008-12-30 00:24:30
rating 2.6
2008-12-22 13:08:59
rating 3
2008-12-20 11:57:08
rating 3.8
2008-12-19 15:27:55
rating 3.8
2008-12-18 01:38:12
rating 2.9
2008-12-17 20:53:22
rating 2.6
2008-12-15 22:30:04
rating 3.1
2008-12-14 17:05:52
rating 2.8
2008-12-12 01:48:41
rating 3.6
2008-12-11 00:59:48
rating 2.9
2008-12-09 00:47:44
rating 2.8
2008-12-07 15:06:34
rating 2.3
2008-12-07 02:06:34
rating 3
2008-12-06 23:28:51
rating 3.1
2008-12-18 01:38:12
33 votes, rating 2.9
Death and Heartbreak
A convincing win for my Orcs, 3-0 but with a dead BOB. Which got me thinking...

Victorious the Orcs creep back to their lair, swaggering with pride and getting lots of praise from their loved ones. But what about my Big BOB, asks Mrs. Big BOB.

Imagine the explaining the team captain would have to do... Big BOB died doing what he loved and provided a valuable slippy patch on the pitch.

So how did he die? Er... he got hit by a tree...

Try having to explain that to a grieving Mrs. Big BOB!
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Comments
Posted by Ravenmore on 2008-12-18 07:14:39
Orcs are sexless fungi symbiotes. Thar ain't got no mrs.! Or mr. for that matter!
Posted by Count_Von_Halseburg on 2008-12-18 13:17:17
Thats right... they are fun guys... I'll get my coat.
Posted by westerner on 2008-12-18 16:20:22
I don't think marriage is that big an institution among Orcs.