I humbly submit
this game for review in the category of "Most Rocks Thrown In A Single Match".
(If this category does not exist yet, I believe it should.)
A sweltering
seven rocks were thrown, resulting from 4 relevant kick-off events across 5 drives. Nihonto fared a bit better than the Roughriders, suffering only 3 stuns versus the Lizards' RIP, KO, stun, stun.
I can only presume that the crowd were actually fans for a totally different pair of teams, but had mistakenly entered the wrong stadium, resulting in utter brutality from all present. Hilarious game, all things considered.