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luckyjim12
Last seen 46 weeks ago
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1198
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Win Percentage
25%
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2015

2015-10-23 16:56:59
rating 3.5
2015-10-06 17:24:36
rating 2.7
2015-09-12 12:29:26
rating 5.7
2015-05-18 09:43:50
rating 4.6
2015-04-09 09:18:37
rating 4.9
2015-03-24 11:50:06
rating 4.6
2015-03-04 17:49:21
rating 4.3
2015-01-23 09:56:25
rating 5.8
2015-01-20 17:06:05
rating 3.5

2014

2014-09-10 14:39:55
rating 5.1
2014-08-19 18:48:00
rating 3.6
2014-08-02 00:17:27
rating 6
2014-05-07 11:27:25
rating 5.5
2014-04-08 11:21:12
rating 4.2
2014-03-19 13:13:45
rating 5.7
2014-02-11 23:38:23
rating 4.6
2014-02-09 09:40:43
rating 5.5

2013

2013-11-05 13:16:16
rating 5.6
2013-10-24 14:54:35
rating 3.9
2013-10-21 13:13:42
rating 3.7
2013-10-10 13:31:54
rating 2.4
2013-09-30 14:27:43
rating 4.8
2013-07-20 12:42:51
rating 4.1
2013-07-09 15:40:27
rating 5.4
2013-07-01 17:58:52
rating 3.6
2013-04-05 00:54:58
rating 5.4
2013-03-01 13:49:27
rating 5.2
2013-01-18 14:04:08
rating 4.1

2012

2012-12-11 17:28:31
rating 4.5
2013-07-09 15:40:27
24 votes, rating 5.4
The loneliness of a long distance thrower
My name is "Why not..." http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=9381733

I play bloodbowl, but it's a lonely business. The coach makes me stand at the back and throw bombs at people I can't even see. Every now and again I drop one and it maims me - one day I'm sure it'll be the death of me.

Even when I do throw one and it lands on someone, they seem to be able to catch it and then nuffle makes it disappear. It happened against a Tree today and a Spawn the other day. So if I miss the coach scolds me and even if I hit it does no good.

Hopefully nuffle will hear my prayers and fix this situation so the coach won't pick on me anymore.
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Posted by ThePeoplesChamp on 2013-07-09 15:47:01
hail mary bombers make me feel all funny inside. 6.
Posted by the_Sage on 2013-07-09 15:59:32
Yeah, that bug hits [S] hard... ='(
Posted by Badoek on 2013-07-09 16:05:12
I've only played two games or so with a HMP bomber but so far I'm really happy with her (even though there was a lot of dodging of her bombs involved).
Posted by Cavetroll on 2013-07-09 17:15:39
Man, it wasn't until I got to work and saw this a 2nd time that I realized the Iron Maiden reference. Awesome. Glad I rated it a 6 :)
Posted by luckyjim12 on 2013-07-09 17:25:10
Mine was actually a reference to the short story (which came first). Happy to take the kudos for Maiden as well though ;)
Posted by Wizfall on 2013-07-09 17:29:07
Sad, sad story dude, but don't worry, something tell me you won't have to worry about your coach, or anything else, very soon :)
Posted by WhatBall on 2013-07-09 17:54:19
Rated 6.

Reminds me I want a Stunty Leeg option that ignores the Stunty -1 modifier for all bombs. That would be fun... :)
Posted by PigStar-69 on 2013-07-09 18:32:56
nice fun rated 4. 6's are saved for truly awesome blogs like spubba's painting etc or great events
Posted by JackassRampant on 2013-07-10 06:57:31
Rated 6 'cause I was listening to Somewhere in Time while doing the dishes today.
Posted by harvestmouse on 2013-07-10 10:44:56
"Reminds me I want a Stunty Leeg option that ignores the Stunty -1 modifier for all bombs. That would be fun... :)"

Personally I think bombing is powerful enough.......particularly with CRP blitz