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2012-04-05 07:21:00
29 votes, rating 2.4
29 votes, rating 2.4
Jan Mattys and a tired internet meme
Jan Mattys liked to go faster.
How much faster, you may ask? Well, you have to recall that Jan Mattys had no concept of pie, so numbers really were not his strong point.
However, if he was pressed — not that he liked being pressed, except into the gutter — and was forced to put a figure on it ... He would have struggled like a weasel until you gave up.
Now that that's out of the way, we can get back to the story. Jan Mattys was so fast that he told you the end of the story before it even started.
Head on a pike.
Seriously. That guy was fast.
How much faster, you may ask? Well, you have to recall that Jan Mattys had no concept of pie, so numbers really were not his strong point.
However, if he was pressed — not that he liked being pressed, except into the gutter — and was forced to put a figure on it ... He would have struggled like a weasel until you gave up.
Now that that's out of the way, we can get back to the story. Jan Mattys was so fast that he told you the end of the story before it even started.
Head on a pike.
Seriously. That guy was fast.
Comments
Posted by SillySod on 2012-04-05 15:07:23
Its in the name.
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-04-05 15:15:31
And it's not an Internet meme. It's a pac meme. Nobody else on the Internet is using it.
Posted by SillySod on 2012-04-05 19:14:32
Hmmm, I guess my comment was easy to misread..... notice that I didnt not say "its in the title". This was a weak one though pac, we are all waiting for the next one and a return to form for everyones favourite baker.
Perhaps not the bishops favourite baker. They had no love for pastries. Or perhaps it was the baptisms. Or bourbon. Whatever it was made no difference in the end, they had pikes in either case. Those were the kinds of times they were.
Perhaps not the bishops favourite baker. They had no love for pastries. Or perhaps it was the baptisms. Or bourbon. Whatever it was made no difference in the end, they had pikes in either case. Those were the kinds of times they were.
Posted by pac on 2012-04-06 13:58:51
I'm sorry to inform his fans that Jan Mattys is on a hiatus.
He is going to be replaced in the schedules by someone who tells me her name is ... Alaina Oestreicher. Srsly. :/
Which reminds me of a Serbian joke, but I will save that for another channel.
He is going to be replaced in the schedules by someone who tells me her name is ... Alaina Oestreicher. Srsly. :/
Which reminds me of a Serbian joke, but I will save that for another channel.