There are two Ulfwereners running around in FUMBBL with more touchdowns than any other. Both play in League, nobody in Ranked or Blackbox even comes close. Currently they're neck and neck on 29 TDs.




Snowy Creek II plays for Renegade Martinis in the Whiskey League. Despite his low agility he is the team's main ball carrier. With his freakish strength once he has ball in hand he is very hard to stop. Early in his career Snowy Creek II suffered a fractured skull, but this hasn't stopped him becoming the all time lead Ulf TD scorer.

Lorax plays for the Freezy Trees in the Southern Wastes League. He scored a few touchdowns early in his career and enjoyed it so much he felt the need to work on his agility skills. The hard work paid off and he became the go to player for lugging the ball upfield. A smashed ankle has slowed down Lorax and in the 16 games since the injury he has only scored 6 times.