The Ulthuaner's morning issue, sports pages

As the Blood Bowl fever is rising here in Ulthua, one team is constantly being harrassed by inquiries from the press about their upcoming roster for Fumbbl Cup first round match. Even though 2 dodges 1 blitz has revealed their roster like every other team at the beginning of the cup, many have questioned the performance of Tunks - the key player of 2 dodges 1 bliz - against a goblin team of the ranked division: the Random Acts of Malice.

As goblins aren't known for their passing plays - with exception of throwing goblins and bombs - Tunks is going to have hard time being the only key player to hunt the ball from hordes of goblins. The Ulthuaner speculates that having almost full roster of goblins and a handful of secret weapons is going to give hard time for our high elves who have suffered losses in their offensive lineup. Lack of tackle is critical issue while attacking goblins, it is however compensated by the lack of blocking skills in the goblin team. Verdict: It is going to be mobile game with no touchdowns being made by exceptional passing play.

A short comment was given by the offensive coordinator of 2 dodges 1 blitz:
" -We are not going to let our offensive be slowed down by walls of small pests. We simply toss the ball over them and score. Then rinse and repeat as they surely can't hold the ball"

When confronted by the fact that 2 dodges 1 blitz has lacked a proper thrower for over 20 games now a PR crew hurried on the spot and refused any further questions.

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In the other news:

Happy Father's Day to everyone who celebrates it today!!!