So the qualification tournament was drawn and people rushed to fill the stadiums to see the first matches of the Warpstone Open Qualifiers.

Rähinä crew was sitting in one nearby stadium watching some elves rolling over some chaos worshippers. Nice weather and everyone was excited. Their first match was drawn against some hairy blobs that looked like rocks. That was coming after this game and the Rähinä Records was warming up before their match by... watching from the stands as elves were getting smashed.

Coaching team was not at all pleased by the stadium owner's decision to gift ludicrous amounts of money to the dwarves, but guessed it had always been like this. Financial management had decided all the treasury Rähinä Rec had amassed would be available for the tourney. Some pointy-hat figures had been seen moving in the vicinity of tavern the team was spending its nights.

But enough of the game analysis, this story is not about Bloodbowl teams. Nor is this about great plays Rähinä Records has made. It is of the love story between the star blitzers, Elastinen and Cheek. If you missed the previous part, check it out HERE.

Cheek and Ela were sitting next to each other while the elves did their things in the fields. Chaos ogre had just rolled his eyes and seemed rather drunk. Probably it was, but it sure wasn't doing anything sensible. As the pitch situation was clearing in the favour of elves, Ela whispered to Cheek "Hey, you see that guy with horns over there? I think we should ask him out after game..."

Cheek looked at Ela, uncomfortable look in his face, and replied "Hey, this thing is between you and me, you know, got no need for anyone else." With his sweetest smile Ela stood up and nodded to the nearest exit. Raising his eyebrows he tilted his head and made nodding move. The two left the stands in a hurry and went down to the dungeons, next to dugouts.

Some elf was being hauled off in pieces. Orcs grunted at the stadium crew and indeed two mighty orcly blitzers made the janitors disappear quickly. Looking around for a suitable place to make out, our pair headed straight to the nearest room with a lock. Room was filled with balls and as the door slam shut behind them our heroes started furious wrestling amidst the balls. "ARGH!" Ela yelled in pain "You stabbed be!"

Confused look in his eyes, as he was just removing his belt, Cheek had no idea what Ela was talking about. No stabbing had been done yet, at least by him, since all his pointy things were still firmly where they belonged. Yet, as Cheek looked down at the pained Ela, he noticed Ela was indeed wounded and bleeding. Right next to him was a stash of spiked balls... with a dwarven packaging next to them...

And so their lovemaking session got interrupted and there was some explaining to do to the team apothecary about what had happened. Fortunately something good came out of all this - the spiked balls that were ment for the coming game versus dwarves were confiscated before they could be handed over mid-game.

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And while our two lovebunnies were meddling amongst themselves, the rest of the team watched the elf game. Uniikki and Brädi got valuable advice and later won the game against Dwarf Warhammers 3-0. The dwarves however had more to bring to the game than spiked balls (which they didn't get!); Their arsenal included deathroller, chainsaw, bombs, custard pie and even some greased boots that were exchanged with Rähinä boots.

As Timo Pieni Huijaus said after the match: