Ela was still a bit dizzy after waking next to his best buddy Cheek. Now standing next to a coffee table watching Cheek still sleeping heavily Ela was thinking how to surprise the brightest star of their team. Last weeks were like a slow dream, moving forward like Spekti amidst Bloodweiser Babes. Preparations for Warpstone Open were left behind after the modern-day workplace romance of the Bloodbowl team Rähinä Records ft. VA bursted in flames.

Ela made up his mind. He slowly sat on the coffee table and started to unbutton his shirt. Humming dark rhymes filled with lust and perversions he took off the shirt and twisted it into a tight rope. Cheek now slowly waking up started to smile and was about to open his eyes. Ela moved faster and grabbed the hands of his loved one and quickly tied the hands. Cheek's eyes blowed wide open and a surprised grunt was heard.

"You aren't going to do anything today, love!" Ela declared. "Except be a slave to my des.." his sentence was abruptly interrupted by a loud bang.

*BANG*

Door fell off the frames as Iso-H bursted through the door. "WHERE HAVE YOU TWO BEEN???" Iso-H yelled and then stopped and stared at the scene. Ela's lover lip started to slightly flap and Cheek was stunned by the surprise. "Oh..." continued Iso-H "That makes sense."

Nobody in Rähinä Records knew about their secret love. Most had thought that they went on to some distant war or they had been gobbled by random dragon. But Iso-H was no fool. He knew Ela from years back and when their talent of Bloodbowl was spotted and was certain that his friend wouldn't disappear into WAAAGH! or be so careless to be seduced by dragons. No, Iso-H was certain that somebody had kidnapped Ela and Cheek. And now he knew.

After months of tracking he found them in this remote tavern. He was correct, but it seemed that Ela was the master of the situation. "Come on Ela! Don't be so surprised, you must have known that I wouldn't let my old little bear cub in trouble, right? Okay. Untie him and let's get the hell out of here, tournament draw is tonight and we must be present to be admitted in! I'll clear the path, your captors won't stand a chance against me, if those two skinny elves in downstairs were any measure."

Ela and Cheek exchanged looks, smiling softly to each other. And decided to play along. Their secret was safe.

Now only thing left to do was to win the Warpstone Open X. In their romantic retreat to the hinterlands they had dremt together of the powerful warpstone mutations. Oh how Ela could use another pair of arms to wrap around Cheek... and in return Cheek could find very creative ways to use a pair of horns.

Just the thought of that one big-handed orc made their hearts beat faster and their minds more focused on winning the upcoming tournament. They left with Iso-H and rejoined the team later for some last-minute motivation song sung by Uniikki - Song that brought smile to the two secret lovers...