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2011-06-18 23:37:05
35 votes, rating 4.2
My Personal Statement...
My work explores the relationship between gender politics and urban spaces.

With influences as diverse as Wittgenstein and Andy Warhol, new synergies are created from both explicit and implicit meanings.

Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of relationships. What starts out as vision soon becomes corrupted into a dialectic of power, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the inevitability of a new understanding.

As shifting forms become transformed through emergent and personal practice, the viewer is left with a glimpse of the edges of our world.



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(as generated specially for me, by the Arty Bollocks Generator)
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Posted by Hero164 on 2011-06-19 01:22:06
Thank God half way through this i thought it was total bollocks before I realised it was ironic.
Posted by gregory_n_white on 2011-06-19 01:59:59
That is good - I was reading this thinking "this guy is a tit".....
Posted by Dalfort on 2011-06-19 02:42:39
My work explores the relationship between emerging sexualities and emotional memories.

With influences as diverse as Kierkegaard and Francis Bacon, new synergies are crafted from both simple and complex layers.

Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of the mind. What starts out as hope soon becomes corroded into a dialectic of power, leaving only a sense of chaos and the inevitability of a new understanding.

As shifting phenomena become frozen through diligent and personal practice, the viewer is left with a glimpse of the inaccuracies of our future.


Hmm mine actually sounds like me :(
Posted by Were_M_Eye on 2011-06-19 05:00:35
My work explores the relationship between gender politics and skateboard ethics...

That page is pure gold.
Posted by avien on 2011-06-19 10:37:16
I liked mine as well:


My work explores the relationship between the body and urban spaces.
With influences as diverse as Wittgenstein and Roy Lichtenstein, new tensions are crafted from both explicit and implicit layers.
Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of the human condition. What starts out as hope soon becomes corrupted into a cacophony of lust, leaving only a sense of decadence and the possibility of a new synthesis.
As spatial phenomena become transformed through emergent and critical practice, the viewer is left with an insight into the inaccuracies of our era.


Someone needs to visit a shrink...
Posted by duttydave on 2011-06-19 11:43:20
That site is comedy gold
Posted by KenThis on 2011-06-19 12:43:13
My work explores the relationship between emerging sexualities and recycling culture.
Posted by Reisender on 2011-06-19 14:04:41
Nice 1, thanks for sharing it.

If i may recommend some literature for those interested in that kind of stuff:

Harry G. Frankfurt, On Bullshit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Bullshit

cheap, Short and one of the most important philosophical works of our time (imho)
Posted by duttydave on 2011-06-19 18:00:05
Keep coming back to that site. My favourite so far:

My work explores the relationship between new class identities and life as perfomance.

With influences as diverse as Munch and John Lennon, new synergies are crafted from both explicit and implicit layers.

Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of the human condition. What starts out as hope soon becomes corroded into a cacophony of greed, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the possibility of a new understanding.

As temporal forms become frozen through diligent and diverse practice, the viewer is left with a statement of the possibilities of our future.
Posted by Wreckage on 2011-06-20 17:27:57
I really have a problem with the skelleton of these sentences. How are two people meanings or layers or sth. similar? i'm not saying it's really wrong to put it like that but it really makes so little sense.