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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2006-09-01 21:31:39
90k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
-
-
1
8
-
-
19
19
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#3 Ling Ling – Smashed Knee (NI)
#4 Bamboo Ninja. – Dead (RIP)
#14 Mei Sheng – Smashed Knee (NI)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
7
-
1
26
-
6
28
68
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“'Well, th' first half, them long-legged bastards was runnin' circles around us. And credit where it's due, they put up a damn fine fight ta boot. But then th' second half came 'round, and Po dropped tha ball...'
---Hulgar Hammerhand, team captain
'That's where everythin' went straight ta hell for th' Pandas.'
---Varik Ironmug, Longbeard
'Garrek went batshit crazy, I mean crazier than usual. He ripped through the Panda team, killed one, tore off his arm and beat another one up with it. I have no idea just what made him lose control like that.'
---Luther von Drakenholm, team Apothecary
'Well, lad...jus' between you an' me, among friends, sorta thing...I kinda told Garrek that one o' them Pandas said his beard was one of them too-pay things.'
---Magni Coppereye
'It really is, you know. And I didn't say that.'
---Luther von Drakenholm
'In related news, we're lookin' fer a new apothecary. Beard or no beard, Garrek's hearin' is perfect.'
---Hulgar Hammersmith”
---Hulgar Hammerhand, team captain
'That's where everythin' went straight ta hell for th' Pandas.'
---Varik Ironmug, Longbeard
'Garrek went batshit crazy, I mean crazier than usual. He ripped through the Panda team, killed one, tore off his arm and beat another one up with it. I have no idea just what made him lose control like that.'
---Luther von Drakenholm, team Apothecary
'Well, lad...jus' between you an' me, among friends, sorta thing...I kinda told Garrek that one o' them Pandas said his beard was one of them too-pay things.'
---Magni Coppereye
'It really is, you know. And I didn't say that.'
---Luther von Drakenholm
'In related news, we're lookin' fer a new apothecary. Beard or no beard, Garrek's hearin' is perfect.'
---Hulgar Hammersmith”
--- Po, Fighting Pandas Catcher
Other Panda players couldn't be reached for comment because they were either shell-shocked, rushed off to the hospital, counseled by experienced psychologists who have worked with war vetereans before, missing limbs, knocked out cold, or dead.”