“"Can we hire a second Thrower already, please? Someone to replace me when I break down in a nervous fit at a critical moment again? I was quite proud of myself for even being able to pick up the wet ball in that weather, but to throwe a long pass in the pouring rain when a completion would mean the difference between a loss and a tie? That's too much to ask of one man. At least, if that man is me."
--- Jing Jing, Fighting Panda Thrower

"I'm not the slowest Panda on the running track. Dare I say, I am one of our fastest runners. But those rats, they are something else. You take your eyes off them for one second and by the time you turn your head back, they have sprinted past you and sacked your Quarterback with 4 rats against 1 man. They are impossible to outmanoeuver, impossible to catch, and, today, they were also impossible to take down for us."
--- Wo Long, Fighting Panda Lineman

"I'm a quick guy, but you can't outrun those rats. So instead of running, I attacked! I wanted to bash something and I went for the only thing on the pitch that couldn't run away from me: Finyan. Didn't try to run away either. His mistake! Did you see how I grabbed the Rat Ogre by the tail and whirled him around? No? You mean to tell me, it didn't actually happen like that? But that's how it played out in my head! Don't you go around telling me I simply punched the Rat in the face. How boring. No, I whirled him around by his tail and that's no lie. If you say it is, I'm gonna whirl YOU around by the tail! You don't have a tail? Doesn't matter. When I'm done with you, you won't feel the difference."
--- Po, Fighting Panda Catcher”