“"Whoever made the decision to give me the Most Valuable Player award has tomatoes for eyes. Did you see my kick-offs? One landed in the arms of a orc who caught it easily and the other one was a touchback. I'm the kicker. If I can't make good kick-offs I suck at my job and shouldn't be named MVP. Anyway, it was Po who did us good today, the MVP comitee may disagree, but anyone who understands anything about Bloodbowl knows it. Oh yes, shame about Fau Po Yut, hardly knew him. His name was Pow Yu Fat not Fau Po Yut? See, told you, I hardly knew him."
--- Ei Mei, Fighting Panda Kicker
"Not my game today. What do you mean? What are you mumbling? 'I'm saying that as if any game had ever been my game' What do you mean by that? Yes, I saw Gank Cannons long pass for the winning touchdown, No, I don't think I could have thrown the pass on target like he did. Perhaps I should take passing lessons with Gank Gannon. You think he would teach me if I asked nicely and friendly? He needs to show me how to pick up the ball first? Yeah, I admire the way you do your job too. Asshole."
--- Jing Jing, Fighting Panda Thrower
"I let them live. For now. All of them. I can kill them in our next game. I can kill them anytime. Anywhere. Right now, I could kill you. I could be right behind you. You could be dead and not even know it, that's how fast I kill. Be afraid, be very afraid. But don't wet your pants. That makes it easier for me to track you. To hunt you down. To kill you. If I feel like it. I can wait, I have time. I won't die anytime soon. Wish, I could say the same about you. Have a fun day."
--- Po, Fighting Panda Catcher
"That's the second game in a row I spent hopped up on caffeine and where I don't remember half of it. What happened? Did we win? Did we at least not lose? We tied? That's good. First point in three games. That's something. Now, if you want to make me a really happy Panda, tell me I won't need to abuse illegal substances, or substances that should be illegal rather, to play our next game, please. I don't even like coffee."
--- Bai Yun, Fighting Panda Lineman”
“"We played a solid game today, I think. The Pandas put up a great fight and stood up to us pretty well. By all rights, they deserved the win, but we were lucky enough to drop a few of them leading up to our final drive to the score. Our offensive play development is still lacking, but we make up for it with some tough defense and a little luck."
--Ripstik "Cutter" Klangok, Crow Blitzer
"I saw what Po did to Bugdog and...and he was...looking at me. I paniced and lashed out to try to get away from that stare, and then the Ogre was dead. I feel terrible, but Po's eyes...You just don't understand!"
--Sgunk Stenchrot, Crow Blocker
"The eyes...The EYES! Oh god, the eyes!"
--Bugdog Bonesplinter, Po's tackling dummy
"I've got to hand it to that little goblin--he puts up with all the jibes and short jokes and still comes out here and works. Coach doesn't put him in often, but when we need him, he makes the plays for us. Terrific catch and run today, saving us from the loss! He definitely deserved that MVP! Now, will someone please tell me why Jing Jing was looking at me funny as we left the field?"
--Gank Cannon, Crow Thrower
"I may be small, but the coach knows what I can do, and I proved it again today! Gank lived up to his name and dropped it right in my hands. You can't ask for a more perfect throw!"
--Keghom Slicktongue, Crow Receiver ”
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--- Ei Mei, Fighting Panda Kicker
"Not my game today. What do you mean? What are you mumbling? 'I'm saying that as if any game had ever been my game' What do you mean by that? Yes, I saw Gank Cannons long pass for the winning touchdown, No, I don't think I could have thrown the pass on target like he did. Perhaps I should take passing lessons with Gank Gannon. You think he would teach me if I asked nicely and friendly? He needs to show me how to pick up the ball first? Yeah, I admire the way you do your job too. Asshole."
--- Jing Jing, Fighting Panda Thrower
"I let them live. For now. All of them. I can kill them in our next game. I can kill them anytime. Anywhere. Right now, I could kill you. I could be right behind you. You could be dead and not even know it, that's how fast I kill. Be afraid, be very afraid. But don't wet your pants. That makes it easier for me to track you. To hunt you down. To kill you. If I feel like it. I can wait, I have time. I won't die anytime soon. Wish, I could say the same about you. Have a fun day."
--- Po, Fighting Panda Catcher
"That's the second game in a row I spent hopped up on caffeine and where I don't remember half of it. What happened? Did we win? Did we at least not lose? We tied? That's good. First point in three games. That's something. Now, if you want to make me a really happy Panda, tell me I won't need to abuse illegal substances, or substances that should be illegal rather, to play our next game, please. I don't even like coffee."
--- Bai Yun, Fighting Panda Lineman”