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Big Bashin Goonz
Roster [B] Goblin

Da Bashin Goonz, as they were once called, have had a notorious streak of spectacular failures unlike any seen before, even by goblin standards!It took them two entire seasons to meet their first victory and that was due to the opposition's team consisting of only eight players [And even then they only won 1-0!] Similarly to the Lowdown Rats, their secret weapons, trolls and general incompetance of their average lineman ensured that the Goonz would see few if any victories following throughout their careers.

It was only until recently where Head Coach and Troll, Gulp [Pictured left] in a fit of rage after a rather disastrous game, devoured the Weapon wielding Goblins who had once more cost the Goonz a match. Surprisingly this resulted in a dramatic increase in performance for the team and they soon renamed themselves the "Big Bashin Goonz" for their newfound success.Instead of placing their faith in the rampant Secret Weapons which many modern Goblin teams are notorious for, with the addition of Wurzahg as Assistant Head Coach, the Goblins now rely more so on their cunning plans and sneak plays, reverting to the Old ways of Goblin teams a.k.a Old Skool. Despite this massive change in team policy it is still not unheard of for the team to hire "professionals" when the time calls for it.

This practise however was quickly abolished as once Wuarzahg hired the (Now infamous) goblin VRRRM and his chainsaw, the Goonz original losing streak quickly returned and he was promptly disposed off along with his weapon.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Cannon Fodder Grot
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 15 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
2
Da Lucky Git
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
3
Weeznik da Unlucky Git
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
4
Snot Tossa
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Guff
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Strong Arm, Break Tackle, Multiple Block
   23 0 0 0 8 3 31/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
6
Lazy
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   23 0 0 0 10 2 30/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
7
Wolbum the Magnificent
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Mitsy
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Jibbly Kickin Git
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step, Sure Feet
   23 0 4 0 5 2 32/51 110k
(40+70)k
  
10
Grotsky
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Snufgob Bigfeet
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   23 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Dumbly the Brawla
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   6 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Bongus
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   23 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Sharp Toothed Grot
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Bity
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: erased000063 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1280k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1280k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (2/9/12) |TD Diff:-14 (16 - 30) |Cas Diff:-28 (28/20/2 - 55/15/8)
Last Opponent: Underworld Elfs