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<h2>**The Eye**<br><h4><i><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=423390>Bringing you the latest news on the team you love to hate and hate to love!</a></i></h4></h2><!-- --><table margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=6><tbody align=left valign=top><!-- --><tr><!-- --><td><b>2008/02/29</b><!-- --><td>Another <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2095387>win</a> for the Executives! The <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=390977>Fighting Yaks</a> were conquered in a stunning, shut-out, upset! Next on the agenda, <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=390295>14 Undead and 2 Werewolves</a>--we hope we won't have to file a sexual harassment complaint with HR after that game. Gross!</td><!-- --</tr><!-- --><tr><!-- --><td><b>2008/02/26</b><!-- --><td>The Executive emerge from their tangle with Khemri <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2090167>victorious!</a> <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=423330>Sorri's Grave Robbees</a> put up a good fight, but a pre-game squabble between their two leading players resulted in neither wanting to be on the pitch with the other. This removed the lynch-pin from the Grave Robees' greatest advantage--brute strength. The Executives put together a good strategy to take advantage of this, grinding skeletons into dust along the way to the endzone. The The Executives next face a different type of foe--<a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=390977>The Fighting Yaks</a>! The boys are looking forward to stomping on a few skinks!</td><!-- --</tr><!-- --><tr><!-- --><td><b>2008/02/18</b><!-- --><td>The Entropic Executives make a huge statement in their <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2079569>first game</a> in the Drama Llama League! In a bloody war with <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=423118>Engine of Chaos</a>, the wicked white-collar workers have proven they can get down and dirty with the best of them! The game, which ended in a 1-1 draw, also ended with 3 deaths and 2 serious injuries--throwing a huge wrench into the gears of Chaos Engine! The Executives have settled into their corner office of the league and right now they're enjoying the view! Their next game will be against <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=423330>Sorri's Grave Robees</a>, which may be another bloodfest--assuming those dried up husks can bleed!</td><!-- --</tr><!-- --></table> <!--INJURY REPORT TABLE START--> <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=10><tbody align=center valign=top><!-- --> <tr><!-- --> <th align=center valign=bottom>Injuries For</th><!-- --> <th align=center valign=bottom>Injuries Against</th><!-- --> </tr><!-- --> <tr><!-- --> <td><!-- --> <table style='border:solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' width="300" border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3><tbody align=center valign=center><!-- --> <tr style='color: red;'><!-- --> <th>Victim</th><!-- --> <th align=center>Injury</th><!-- --> <th align=center>Caused By</th><!-- --> <th align=center>Season</th><!-- --> </tr> <!-- --> <tr class=even height=45><!-- --> <td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5084943><img src=teams/206994.jpg title="Redhorn the Stunty"></a></td><!-- --> <td align=center>-AG</td><!-- --> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5044218><img src=teams/207009.jpg title="Bob"></a></td><!-- --> <td align=center>4</td><!-- --> </tr> <!-- --> <tr class=odd height=45><!-- --> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5084950><img src=teams/206996.jpg title="Elric Stormflinger"></a></td><!-- --> <td align=center><img src=teams/185099.jpg></td><!-- --> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5044248><img src=teams/207003.jpg title="CIO Marlow"></a></td><!-- --> <td align=center>4</td><!-- --> </tr> <!-- --> <tr class=even height=45><!-- --> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5041149><img src=teams/207002.jpg title="Redhoof the Mighty"></a></td><!-- --> <td align=center><img src=teams/185099.jpg></td><!-- --> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5044223><img src=teams/207005.jpg title="CSO Biggs"></a></td><!-- --> <td align=center>4</td><!-- --> </tr> <!-- --> <tr class=odd height=45><!-- --> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5041165><img src=teams/206996.jpg title="Kilgor"></a></td><!-- --> <td align=center><img src=teams/185099.jpg></td><!-- --> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5044248><img src=teams/207003.jpg title="CIO Marlow"></a></td><!-- --> <td align=center>4</td><!-- --> </tr> <!-- --> <tr class=even height=45><!-- --> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5043532><img src=teams/208098.jpg title="Ilium"></a></td><!-- --> <td align=center>NI</td><!-- --> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5044248><img src=teams/207003.jpg title="CIO Marlow"></a></td><!-- --> <td align=center>4</td><!-- --> </tr> <!-- --> <tr class=odd height=45><!-- --> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5152485><img src=teams/208095.jpg title="Saini"></a></td><!-- --> <td align=center><img src=teams/185099.jpg></td><!-- --> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5044218><img src=teams/207009.jpg title="Bob"></a></td><!-- --> <td align=center>4</td><!-- --> </tr> <!-- --> </tbody></table><!-- --> </td><!-- --> <td valign=top><!-- --> <table style='border:solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' width="300" border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3><tbody align=center valign=center><!-- --> <tr style='color: red;'><!-- --> <th>Victim</th><!-- --> <th align=center>Injury</th><!-- --> <th align=center>Caused By</th><!-- --> <th align=center>Season</th><!-- --> </tr> <!-- --> </tbody></table><!-- --> </td><!-- --></tr><!-- --> <tr><!-- --> <td align=center valign=top colspan=2><b>Injury Report</b> includes only those injuries that are lasting.<br><i>Does not include injuries successfully healed by apothecaries.</i></td><!-- --> </tr><!-- --></tbody></table> <!--INJURY REPORT TABLE END-->

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Less Sophisticate	Orc	1000k	7	0/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1050k	17	1/0/0	70k	53k
Squeek! Squish	Skaven	1050k	12	0/1/1	100k	1 - 0	1180k	9	0/0/1	80k	65k
Less Sophisticate	Orc	1180k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 0	1170k	12	1/0/1	50k	50k
Less Sophisticate	Orc	1120k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1140k	12	1/1/0	60k	45k
Mountain Rumblers	Chaos Dwarf	1190k	9	0/1/1	80k	0 - 1	1000k	10	1/0/0	40k	50k
Mountain Grumblers	Chaos Dwarf	1220k	18	4/1/0	90k	1 - 0	1000k	6	0/0/0	40k	63k
Less Sophisticate	Orc	1360k	17	1/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1220k	5	0/0/0	60k	61k
Less Sophisticate	Orc	1360k	12	1/0/1	50k	1 - 0	1290k	5	0/0/0	40k	68k
Less Sophisticate	Orc	1440k	7	1/0/0	80k	0 - 2	1280k	13	1/0/0	90k	68k
Less Sophisticate	Orc	1530k	14	1/0/1	20k	1 - 2	1400k	13	0/0/0	80k	53k
Less Sophisticate	Orc	1580k	14	0/1/1	50k	1 - 0	1510k	7	0/0/1	10k	50k
Less Sophisticate	Orc	1600k	9	0/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1520k	8	0/0/0	50k	60k
Less Sophisticate	Orc	1640k	17	0/1/0	60k	3 - 0	1590k	6	0/0/0	40k	52k
Engine of Chaos	Chaos	1750k	18	0/2/3	60k	1 - 1	1940k	8	0/0/0	20k	82k
Sorri's Grave Robees	Khemri	1840k	20	3/2/1	50k	1 - 0	2140k	7	1/0/0	0k	76k
Fighting Yaks	Lizardmen	1860k	17	1/1/1	50k	2 - 0	2080k	9	1/1/0	30k	74k
14 Undead and 2 Werewolves	Necromantic Horror	1950k	7	1/0/0	80k	0 - 1	2150k	9	0/1/0	70k	122k
Blue Sky Bombers	High Elf	2040k	12	1/1/0	10k	1 - 2	2570k	14	0/0/0	10k	80k
Dark Age Outlaws	Dark Elf	2080k	18	2/1/0	40k	2 - 1	2180k	10	0/0/0	30k	105k