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Dominion of Beer
Roster [X] Norse

<br/><h3>With beer or against us!</h3>

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<b>Players who have had too much beer:</b><br/>
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<div id='hide1' style='display:none'><ol seqnum="0"><li>Geenimetsuri, the incumbent coach of the team</li><br />
<li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5513409">Burgen Pils</a> - Thrower, game 3, 0 SPP: Had too much to drink and passed out during his and team's 3rd game resulting in permanent loss of memory leading into difficulties with remembering match days. - Inj: m, n</li><br />
<li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5513358">Olvi</a> - Lineman, game 5, 0 SPP: Known for his poor constitution with alcohol he went to the blood bowl pitch after having drunk a couple of ciders, ended up concussed by an elf and got fired by the coach. He won't be missed and the team even threw a small party to get rid of him. - Inj: m, n</li><br />
<li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5513369">Legenda</a> - Lineman, game 5, 9 SPP: A talented little fella who decided to continue on the pitch even after getting a severe pancreaitis during the, cough, training season which significantly lowered his life expectancy. However, after almost bursting his pancreas against ELVES he decided to quit playing and retire in shame. - Inj: -av, m, n</li><br />
<li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5551619">Holsten Premium</a> - Blitzer, game 7, Games Played 1, 0 SPP: A promising rookie who simply had no head for beer. Was completely lost in his first game after drinking few celebratory beers to commemorate his first match. His match, and life, ended up short with poor Holsten getting completely surprised by a <i>sneaky dwarf</i>. He won't be missed. - Inj: RIP</li><br />
<li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5513402">KOFF</a> - Lineman, game 7, 5 SPP: A degenerate player who valiantly jumped to the crowd and quaffed a barrel of beer during the match but dropped dead from the effort. Earned the MVP for that feat which were his only SPP during his short career. He won't be missed. - Inj: RIP</li><br />
<li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5550542">Karjala</a> - Blitzer, game 7, GP 2, SPP 7: A veteran who joined the team quite recently. After getting badly hit in his 2nd game on the team his extensive injuries - from years of alcohol abuse - became apparent. After it was certain he was never going to make a full recovery the team and player decided it was best for him to quit the team, much to the sadness of the rest of the team. - Inj: m, n</li><br />
<li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5513360">Sandels</a> - Lineman, game 8, SPP 4: Yet another victim of the team's liberal alcohol policy. While on previous occassions the drunken rage of Sandels did cause some casualties this time it was he who got mangled. He won't be missed. - Inj: m, n</li><br />
<li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5567672">Olvi I</a> - Lineman, game 12, GP 5, SPP 2: Poor Olvi I did take his drinking seriously, too bad he didn't take Blood Bowl as seriously. The humans showed him the error of his ways. He won't be missed. - Inj: RIP</li><br />
<li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5580623">Legenda I</a> - Lineman, game 12, GP 3, SPP 5: Decided to show the human what being true to beer means and hurled his guts out on to the pitch. Earned MVP for and broke his spleen while doing it and had to retire the pitch in shame. He won't be missed. - Inj: m,n</li><br />
<li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5513325">Karhu Tosi Vahva</a> - Minotaur, game 12, SPP 18: A true party animal who eventually ended up on the turf pretty broken up. After the game the team, after a bitter loss, were out drinking and took poor Karhu out of his wheelchair in drunken stupor and barbecued him. The players commented that the ribs of the slightly underachieving minotaur made an excellent dinner and went together fine with some chianti, even though they're not normally particularly fond of wines. He will live on in rest of the players. - Inj: m, n</li></ol></div><!--


LUCKIT: 728% vs 769% (13 peliä)


--><div id="hide2" ><b>In short:</b><ul align="left"><li>Games played: 17</li><li>Cas: -24 (29 - 53)</li><li>Concessions: 2/0 (for/against)<li><li>Players lost or retired:<ul ><li>Linemen: 8</li><li>Throwers: 1</li><li>Catchers: 0</li><li>Blitzers: 2</li><li>Minotaurs: 1</li><li>Total: 12 (0.71/game)</li></ul></li><li>Cost: 760k (45k/g)</li><li>Income: 1000k (59k/g)</li><li>Profit: 240k (11k/g)</li><li>Average luck-%: 56.0% vs 59.1% (11 games counted)</li></ul></div><h3>Order of Beer - merit</h3><!--



--><b>First Class</b>
(awarded for outstanding performance)
<i>(none yet)</i><br/>
<b>Second Class</b>
(awarded for outstanding effort in a single game)
<ol><li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5513388">Nikolai</a> - For his performance in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2201222">this</a> game for scoring an unlikely winning TD and showing commendable skill all around.</li><li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5513340">A Le Coq Pilsner</a> - For his performance in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2215570">this</a> game for scoring 2 touchdowns and causing 2 casualties to a total of 10 SPP.</li>
</ol><b>Third Class</b>
(awarded automatically for every blitzer)
<ol><li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5515456">Lahden Sininen</a> (active)</li><li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5550542">Karjala</a> (retired: m,n - 2 games)</li><li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5551619">Holsten Premium</a> (killed - 1 game)</li><li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5588816">Karjala I</a> (active)</li>
</ol>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Double Bock
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(90)k
  
2
A Le Coq Pilsner
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge, Tackle, Side Step
 m 17 1 6 0 4 4 47/51 130k
(0)k
  
3
Keisari
Lineman
5 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
 -ma 12 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(65)k
  
5
Olvi III
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50)k
  
6
Lapin Kulta
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
   15 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 70k
(75)k
  
7
Sandels I
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50)k
  
9
Kommodori
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
   17 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 70k
(75)k
  
10
Olvi CXX
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   15 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 50k
(50)k
  
11
Nikolai
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
Dodge, +AG, Tackle
   17 2 4 0 1 3 31/51 140k
(148)k
  
13
Light Beer
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge
   15 2 2 0 1 1 15/16 90k
(120)k
  
14
Lahden Sininen
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard
   15 1 1 1 3 0 12/16 110k
(130)k
  
15
Karjala I
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   6 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 90k
(95)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Geenimetsuri Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1290k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (7/1/9) |TD Diff:-5 (18 - 23) |Cas Diff:-23 (17/6/6 - 23/18/11)
Last Opponent: Grumpy little men

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
No Sleep til Deutsche BankShambling Undead1000k141/2/0100k1 - 01130k20/0/10k42k
Hob Nob'sChaos Dwarf1120k232/1/180k3 - 11000k131/1/050k57k
Way of the Exploding FistOrc1260k100/0/130k1 - 01230k90/2/080k52k
We don´t eat our Vegestables!Orc1240k120/0/060k2 - 11250k101/0/090k72k
Moravia ManekeensElf1330k151/1/130k0 - 31480k292/4/070k76k
Willows In the WindWood Elf1280k171/0/190k2 - 11180k40/0/00k59k
KanijetesDwarf1410k110/1/050k1 - 31420k190/1/290k62k
Blackwood SharksHuman1240k80/0/060k1 - 21260k181/1/160k58k
Return of the GreNERDSHuman1260k181/1/140k2 - 21380k162/0/080k70k
Nobless ObligéeHigh Elf1340k183/0/080k2 - 01530k90/0/130k59k
Beards Gone Bad AgainChaos Dwarf1460k50/0/050k0 - 11430k101/0/0100k81k
BossesHuman1500k100/0/030k1 - 21450k304/3/250k70k
American Presidential AllStarsHuman1290k132/0/150k1 - 01300k131/3/020k52k
Necro GONecromantic1370k50/0/030k0 - 11200k102/1/180k77k
Moontown EvilsDark Elf1410k92/0/040k0 - 21710k173/0/030k69k
Chelsea choppersHuman1470k132/0/090k1 - 21440k192/1/080k86k
Grumpy little menChaos Dwarf1580k92/0/070k0 - 21650k243/1/370k62k