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Originally a rugged and scarred band of sell-swords, often hired by petty lordlings at the northern fringes of the empire to clear out Gor-infested woods or bandit strongholds. The Banner eventually became sick of the megre pay turned to bloodbowl, applying their skill for skull bashing and occasionally running away to a more potentially profitable trade. Finding blood-bowl inside the Empire to steeped in 'honor' and 'rules', a generally a bit soft, they chose to search elsewhere.
After hearing rumors they 'appropriated' a long-ship from a neighboring Norse tribe and sailed, wrecking their boat on the rocky coast of Southern Wastes. Little did they realize that that the SWL leagues would be more harsh and unforgiving than the most suicidal of contracts from their mercenary days...
Casualty TypesPlayers (Red are Journeymen)
Killed
Minus Strength
Minus Movement
Minus Agility
Minus Armor
Niggling Injury

Portrait#PlayerPositionSPPsInflicted Casulties *Fast Facts


Put in a joke about nobody important being dead yet, and then link to the past players page for those that weren't important enough to list.

Put in a witty team flavor reason why the star player list is empty.
Put in amusing anecdote about the team not having accomplished much. Afterwards replace with season stats. Ranked and Box teams "seasons" are the four quarters of the year derived by the Majors.
In here goes a story about the team not having any trophies or nick-nacks yet
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
Dodge, Side Step, Diving Tackle
n, n 13 0 9 0 2 1 36/51 150k
(90+60)k
 
2
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
  2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
3
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Leader, Accurate, Dodge
  14 9 2 1 0 3 32/51 140k
(70+70)k
 
4
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Pro
n 13 0 0 0 15 1 35/51 150k
(90+60)k
 
5
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 7
Frenzy
Block, Guard
-av 14 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 150k
(110+40)k
 
6
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
Block, Mighty Blow
  15 0 1 0 6 2 25/31 150k
(110+40)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
  15 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
8
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow
  5 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Guard
  15 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(50+30)k
 
10
Snow Troll
5 5 1 8
Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner, Wild Animal
Mighty Blow, Guard
  9 0 0 0 9 1 23/31 180k
(140+40)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
  12 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
m 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: buuface Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1570k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1620k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:93 (36/17/40) |TD Diff:-6 (112 - 118) |Cas Diff:11 (138/65/28 - 125/73/22)
Last Opponent: Blue Mountain Giants

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Hidden PeopleHigh Elf1000k100/1/160k1 - 11120k120/1/070k18k
Chokeland GradersChaos Chosen1010k142/1/010k1 - 31310k160/0/160k16k
Fun PoliceNurgle1030k100/1/030k1 - 01000k71/0/070k16k
Flingers of FilthHalfling1140k161/0/160k2 - 11730k213/2/040k23k
Chokeland GradersChaos Chosen1120k131/1/030k1 - 31290k242/3/030k19k
Longear WussbagsWood Elf1120k121/1/070k1 - 11360k111/0/080k20k
Women in RefrigeratorsNorse1310k101/0/040k1 - 11340k173/1/060k23k
MalalocideChaos Chosen1180k162/0/030k2 - 01580k111/1/170k29k
Dumbass RatsSkaven1380k183/2/030k1 - 21630k151/0/060k23k
Girls Just Wanna Spill BloodAmazon1420k110/0/050k2 - 01160k81/0/040k20k
SWL Fun PoliceNurgle1430k80/0/030k1 - 21590k193/0/160k23k
Athletic Club UdagorriOrc1470k110/0/160k1 - 01630k163/2/070k31k
Necropolis NightjarsShambling Undead1290k132/0/070k2 - 21280k172/1/060k27k
RocketVampsVampire1460k131/0/040k2 - 11260k100/0/040k23k
Rattled ToadsSlann1550k122/0/050k1 - 01080k50/0/020k19k
Skitterleap ScreamersSkaven1560k214/1/040k2 - 11040k80/0/050k23k
Selleys No More GapsHuman1570k193/1/070k2 - 11060k110/1/050k22k
SteakedDark Elf1590k122/0/020k1 - 21580k181/0/170k34k
Asha'maniacDwarf1550k101/0/040k1 - 21650k151/2/060k35k
RocketVampsVampire1490k121/0/130k1 - 11570k110/1/020k33k
Psych LabSkaven1530k91/1/050k0 - 11420k193/2/080k28k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf1540k60/0/010k0 - 21790k162/0/160k32k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse1510k71/0/050k0 - 11940k204/2/150k27k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf1290k163/0/160k1 - 31510k211/0/020k28k
Psych LabSkaven1420k182/1/250k2 - 11600k100/0/020k32k
Gray's AnatomyTomb Kings1640k150/2/170k2 - 21840k171/1/040k25k
Chokeland GradersChaos Chosen1520k71/0/020k0 - 21880k131/0/060k30k
Error 404 afterlife not foundNecromantic Horror1660k80/0/040k1 - 31770k263/3/060k28k
Crookwell Green DevilsChaos Renegade1460k50/1/020k0 - 22000k131/1/070k32k
SteakedDark Elf1580k71/2/070k0 - 21910k151/0/140k31k
Gray's AnatomyTomb Kings1660k171/1/240k1 - 11850k80/0/030k29k
[SWL] JeagersHigh Elf1600k130/2/060k2 - 11240k110/0/060k26k
Athel Loren LoversWood Elf1610k172/1/140k2 - 21740k120/0/050k24k
Black Tower BaronsVampire1570k131/1/030k2 - 01460k51/0/030k31k
Ogrepaid Ogresexed OgrehereOgre1540k113/0/020k0 - 11620k143/0/040k34k
Madness Mountain MiseryNurgle1620k72/0/130k0 - 21590k194/2/060k32k
St Killa SinnersNecromantic Horror1500k122/0/010k1 - 21600k172/0/280k22k
[SWL] JeagersHigh Elf1450k122/0/020k1 - 21410k202/1/060k21k
❄︎❆❅White Fluffy Stuff❅❆❄︎Shambling Undead1470k110/1/020k1 - 41350k307/0/050k26k
Nemesis DemonsChaos Renegade1600k80/0/070k1 - 01460k71/0/030k20k
Maimami ViceShambling Undead1660k101/0/050k1 - 21440k111/0/050k29k
Colour of MoneyGoblin1690k50/0/040k0 - 11160k81/2/150k29k
Ogrepaid Ogresexed OgrehereOgre1390k153/0/040k1 - 11750k203/5/060k25k
Bribery and CorruptionGoblin1390k193/1/080k2 - 11330k103/0/040k21k
Hostile Kiddies IVHuman1670k110/0/050k2 - 21550k222/3/040k35k
Easy Mode ManiacsChaos Dwarf1400k100/0/130k1 - 31620k264/3/160k29k
Dallas DrowboysDark Elf1400k131/0/070k2 - 11360k100/0/050k23k
Tharsis TerrorsChaos Chosen1600k122/0/060k1 - 01310k81/0/060k24k
Flames of the Phoenix KingHigh Elf1620k130/1/050k2 - 21500k202/0/170k28k
Port Macquarie SnowleopardsWood Elf1590k101/0/040k1 - 41560k220/0/140k26k
Southern Warpstone ScavengersUnderworld Denizens1590k276/2/090k2 - 01110k90/0/260k21k
More Than BallgownsAmazon1440k152/1/070k2 - 11300k111/0/060k26k
Southern Warpstone ScavengersUnderworld Denizens1470k142/1/070k1 - 11190k80/0/030k19k
NecromanteíaNecromantic Horror1560k254/3/080k2 - 01240k60/0/060k17k
Tharsis TerrorsChaos Chosen1700k111/2/050k0 - 11490k141/3/060k25k
Eau de ToiletNurgle1250k101/0/140k0 - 11970k141/2/060k24k
Maimami ViceShambling Undead1480k121/1/030k1 - 11790k110/1/050k30k
Henson's HenchmenSlann1530k70/0/150k0 - 21690k140/1/060k25k
Wäŋa WarriorsOrc1620k50/0/020k0 - 22140k151/1/050k32k
Freezy TreesNorse1620k100/1/030k1 - 11710k120/1/140k27k
Sphinxes from MarsTomb Kings1400k50/0/040k0 - 31900k182/3/020k26k
NecromanteíaNecromantic Horror1250k163/1/070k1 - 01560k70/0/150k25k
New World Winers and DinersVampire1600k122/0/040k1 - 01580k70/0/060k28k
Madness Mountain MiseryNurgle1670k90/0/230k0 - 02030k111/2/040k30k
[SWL] JeagersHigh Elf1580k121/1/120k1 - 31900k231/0/140k29k
More Than BallgownsAmazon1640k151/1/070k2 - 01780k112/0/020k26k
Sacred Spawning of SotekLizardmen1660k172/1/070k2 - 01680k71/0/020k32k
Orcs for Correct SpellingOrc1660k100/1/070k1 - 21210k216/0/020k30k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf1660k100/1/140k1 - 21840k150/0/060k26k
[SWL] JeagersHigh Elf1750k195/0/140k2 - 11890k100/0/120k26k
Blackwater Glee ClubChaos Chosen1610k130/1/040k2 - 22190k234/2/020k26k
Prancing UnicornsOrc1500k112/1/060k0 - 12310k162/2/060k30k
Asha'maniacDwarf1580k121/1/070k1 - 02210k101/1/030k29k
Wildcard NatsHuman1570k283/4/070k3 - 01360k111/0/070k35k
Psych LabSkaven1710k122/0/090k1 - 02090k100/2/060k28k
Southern Warpstone ScavengersUnderworld Denizens1560k213/1/130k2 - 11470k90/0/060k29k
Bribery and CorruptionGoblin1820k255/2/050k2 - 12090k110/1/010k25k
Eau de ToiletNurgle1660k122/1/030k0 - 22080k110/0/030k33k
League Invasion Cube 003Chaos Renegade1100k71/0/050k0 - 11360k162/2/150k30k
Teenage GrandfathersUnderworld Denizens1070k141/1/060k1 - 21320k151/1/070k31k
Zealots of Change 2016Underworld Denizens1130k263/3/050k3 - 11170k111/0/020k34k
SWL Dorruks 2016Orc1320k132/0/070k2 - 01200k153/2/020k27k
FurnamiiSkaven1170k151/0/130k2 - 01220k91/0/010k33k
Heroes before the FallShambling Undead1370k153/0/160k1 - 11450k142/0/140k28k
Celebrity Chefs FCHalfling1470k274/1/180k3 - 01160k71/0/030k34k
Blackwater SaltminersDwarf1570k160/1/060k3 - 01550k111/1/010k29k
Mexican Standoff 2016High Elf1550k120/1/020k1 - 21410k130/0/020k33k
Federated FowlersHuman1510k203/1/170k2 - 01430k91/0/020k28k
SWL Dorruks 2016Orc1630k110/1/020k1 - 21570k243/2/150k26k
Kingdom Decay 2016Human1240k272/3/160k3 - 01460k81/0/020k25k
Amateur Professionals '78High Elf1520k194/1/030k1 - 21750k130/0/040k31k
Eternal WidowmakersAmazon1640k151/0/260k1 - 21340k193/1/060k30k
Blue Mountain GiantsDwarf1530k144/0/030k0 - 21490k213/2/070k36k