Dear Messirs Morg "The Wrecking Ball" Thorg and Ex Temple Guard Silibili,
The Church of Lustria is hereby authorizing the delivery of 430,000 gold coins and 250,000 gold coins to your respective accounts, in the understanding that you will both turn up to the
Lustrian Tomb Guard GLT game against the foul piratical humans of the
Booty Pirates. It is our understanding that once there, you will maim, mash, crush and kill the aforementioned human weaklings until they can move no longer.
If it so happens that all the skinks are chased down by these brutal murderers, then you, one Morg'n'Thorg may also be required to carry the ball and deposit it in the endzone belonging to the Booty Pirates.
Eagerly awaiting your participation
Slann Priest Kxh'hocial