Episode: 1.
(The trade)

*Blipelip*
Kermits blog: Stardate 110698073521,½

We encountered an alien vessel called
ReallyHappyTreeFriend upon our route to Piggynania,
they wanted to trade food with us so we gave them our rotten corncobs,
instead we got back a box of sour socks, so much for a good trade...
Kermit out.

Episode: 2
(The loss)

*Blipelip*
Kermits blog: Stardate 110698073722,1/7

while sleeping a crew of space pirates named Miskatonic Night Shift,
borded us and left with the box of sour socks...
i wonder what good they will do to them,
ah well we got rid of them and the crew seems happy about it.
Wonder if the stench had anything to do with it.
Kermit out.

Episode: 3
(The Victim of the victory)

*Blipelip*
Kermits blog: Stardate 2

We are in heavy combat with the vessel Eisentreter
But we have the upper hand.
It seems they came looking for the box of sour socks but they wont find
it here, i tryed to te...
*Gonzo* Mon capitan, le pig is injured badly what shall we do ?
*Kermit* Continue the battle i shall see to her safety, nr 1 you are in charge.
*Gonzo* I am ? Cool...
To battle men, i shall boldly take you where no muppet has gone before !!
hey wait a second, thats catchy...
Gonzo out.

Episode: 4
(The Chiken that ran away)

*Blipelip*
Gonzos blog: Stardate 007
We have encountered a crew of no good lizards called Men with Lizards,
"Men with Lizards" ... ? i Dont get it... Theres no men
and the lizzards are just giving up the fight for no reason..
Who wrote this script ?? somebody give me a martini...
I´d like a martini pls... Shaken not stired...
And put in an olive...
Oh and ice, dont forget the ice...
and one of those small umbrellas...
and one of those... *Walks away yapping*
.........

*Fozzie walks in*
Erhh...
Fozzie..erhh... out...
Was that right ?

Episode: 5
(The faulty line)

*Blipelip* Kerm.. *blipelipelipelipelip* Erhh..ok..
Kerm.. *blipeli*SMACK*
Kermits blog: Stardate 253040404callme0404... Erh...
*Psst* can someone fiks that later pls, thank you...
Capt´n the log. ?
Ah..yes.. the log.. After sertain events regarding the script,
and the command line, we are now back on track.
we have sieged an orc ship in chase of the box of sour socks
called Oghor-Hai, they seemed willing to co-operate the first
time around, but suddenly they became silent as the grave.
......... .. . . . . . . . .. . .
ok someone say something pls, this is.. *Bliieeep...*
*sigh*
Kermit out...