Episode: 11
(It´s the Nietzsche way or the Hemingway .)

*Blipelip*
Kermits blog: Stardate 12:01 PM

"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star."
*Gonzo*
What on earth does that mean ??
*Kermit shrugs*
I dont know.
I just read it out loudly from this chinese book i found.
Chinese ?? How do you know its chinese ?
It says right here, author: Nietzsche...
If that dosnt sound chinese i dont know what does...
Anyway, it just seemed like the right quote to use for the situation we are about to get in to.
About to get in to ??
Yes about to get in to.
*Kermit points at the gunboat called "Salem Slaughterhouse" *
I think we are about to get borded... again...
*Gonzo*
So.. what your saying is,
to win the fight we have to sleep with those chaos guys
in order to become dancing stars ?
What does dancing stars have to do with winning a battle ?
*Kermit shrugs*
I dont know..
I havent finished the book yet...
*Fozzie*
Captain, the enemy have borded us and is heading this way,
and both Rizo and Beaker is down for the count.
Shall i give the order to evacuate ?
*Kermit*
No.. We must do excactly as i say
*wispers*
Psst psst pssst psst pst
To your stations men !!
Let the battle begin.

Kermit out.

Will the muppets win this battle ?
Will Kermit ever get to finish his book ?
Will Gonzo ever get to become captain again ?
And will the truth about the content of "The box of sour socks"
ever be revealed ?
All this and more answers to come in the future of

MUPPETS IN SPACE

Episode: 12
(The location of the box of sour socks or whatever is trully inside it.)

*Blipelip*
Kermits Blog: Stardate Did you know?
The number of matches played is 1198654.

Ups sorry forget about that, that was just me thinking out loud.
Let me just finish this Game of BloodBowl im playing on Fumbbl.com

( 40 min later )

AARGH!!
I HATE THIS (censorship) GAME
ALWAYS (censorship) DICE RAPE, ALWAYS (censorship) UNLUCKY
Why do i even both.....
*Blushes* Oooh.. hey.. erh .. there...
Im sorry about that.. *Coughs*
Just abit of faulty machinery.... *Slides laptop under a blanket with foot*
Erhh .. Up here pls... Thank you, now lets carry on shall we.

Log book entry, right !

We Got clear of the chaos invading us in the last episode,
by giving them a box filled with rizo´s old cheese.
Judging from the stench they took the box with cheese and left us in silence.
We have now just landed on the planet wich is the Location of the true box of sour socks, or the deadlyest weapon know to any muppet...
(Trumpets and drums)
DAM DAM DAAAAAM
...in the universe.
We know from inteligence...
*Looks over at Gonzo,
who is currently wooping Fozzie in a game of Blood Bowl*
that the box should be hiden somewhere in one of the 3 orc camps
located on this planet we are on named "Orc'an",
and we have targeted the first one called
"No Fun for you"
as our goal for this raid.
I have ordered 3 different strike teams to carry out specific orders
in hope of getting what we came for,
and they are just about set and ready to go.
In hope of the survival of us muppets,
this is Kermit signing out from what could be *gulp* my last mision.
*Turns of laptop instead of the log com*
NOOOO !!! MY GAME !!
*Sigh*
Im sorry Scooter, but i turned my laptop of by mistake,
Can we finish the game later, i have to take care of some IRL stuff ?
*Scooter*
Ye sure Kermit, ill just get another cher.. i mean another game

Now men... erh i mean muppets...
Lets do this by the numbers,
we go in and we go out, no killing no nothing,
just search the camp for the box and get out with the intel.
Got it !!?
Sir yes Sir !!
Good

Kermit out.

Episode: 13

(The little cook that could.)

Guest starring: Master Oogway

*Blobbelop*
cook´s Cookbook. Stardate: takeaforkandjabthechickenwithithard

*Gonzo*
Cap´n Cap´n.. we have a problem...
*Kermit*
We always have problems Gonzo.
*Gonzo*
I mean we have another problem.
*kermit*
What seems to be the problem ?
*Gonzo*
We are out of toilet paper !!!
*Kermit*
Thats the problem ? *sigh*
*gonzo*
Yes that is sir, because i need to go to the toilet now sir....
Oh yes, that and cook has wondered into the orc camp looking for chickens.
*Kermit*
Ok just use a... Wait.. did you say cook has wondered of into the mission target ??
AND YOU DIDNT STOP HIM ?? IM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS AND BRAINLESS PUPPETS WITH EGO´S THE SIZE OF THE SUN AND..

Aaarrg!!!

*Cuts to cook wondering around the planet*

*cook lifts a stone*
Huudiihut bork bork bork ???
*3 orcs silently sneaks up on cook and gets ready to jump him*
*cook spots the orcs*
bork bork bork ???
*orcs run of with cook chasing them while screaming
"BORK BORK BORK ??"*
*Cook finds the orc camp*

Aaarrg!!!

*Kermit*
sorry folks, this is where we have to cut because this is supposed to be a kids show... and this is NOT suited for kids.

*some time later at the orc camp*

Cap´n.. i found what seems to be waldorf..
Ok gonzo where is he ?
Erh i got some bad news and some bad news..

*Master Oogway*
There is no bad news !

what do you want to hear first ?
Just tell me whats up Gonzo...
Waldorf is over there....
and over there...
and a piece of him is over there.
and i think i found hes foot here...

*Master Oogway*
That is indeed bad news...

seems to me he tried to negotiate for the orcs with cook and this is how he ended up..
How do you know that Gonzo ?
*Gonzo picks up a sign with Waldorfs hand still on it, saying*

[WE GIVE UP PLZ DONT HURT US]

[Aaarrg!!!]
*also the last know sound the orc band was supposed to have said before running into cook*

Still no sign of the box of sour socks

Episode 14:
(Hungarian hunger !)

*Blippelip*
Cap´ns log stardate: 25left-43right-22left-89right

We have landed on a small traders moon called Dafodils shade
to replenish our surplies.
The moon it self is run by a band of humans calling themselfs
"Cannae Revisionists"
they have granted us acces upon landing here,
and now we are packing our goods to go trade.
We need water, food and some ammo for the next raid on the last orc camp.

*Robin*
Kermit i think we should investigate these humans abit more before proceeding into the camp, they seem awfully suspicius to me.
*Kermit*
Theres no need for that,
they are friendly people just making ends meat and trying to survive thats all, now go tell Cook that we are ready to move out
and he should join us to restock the kitchen goods.
*Miss Piggy*
One of them is a hansome fella to you know, i think he likes me. *Blink Blink*
*Kermit*
Piggy Please behave, i dont want any trouble ok dear.
*Piggy*
Hrmpf, What do you care, you wont even look at me !

*a few min. later*

*Human host*
Welcome to our camp most honored guest´s, what may we be of assistance with ? *looks at Miss Piggy and smacks lips*
*Kermit*
We have come to trade for some food and water and some ammo.
We will pay you in gold or, do you by any chance take checks ?
*Human host*
Gold will do my good sir, gold will do just fine *Grins smirky*
GET THEM !!
*Robin* Oh no... its an AMBUSH !!!

*Cook wanders into the camp*
Bork bork bork ???
*Cook kills 3 Humans*
*Cook wanders out of the camp*

*Kermit*
RETREAT MEN !! RETREAT !!

*Gonzo*
HAHA !! You will NEVER leave this rock
*Gonzo whacks Kermit with a shovel*
..Ups....
*Gonzo sneaks away*

*Dr. Bunsen*
Excuse me sir, what is your name ?
Huh ??!? me ??
Yes you.
Decimus Numerius Vopiscus. why ??
You will do fine
*Injects sleeping draft into Decimus Numerius Vopiscus*
Ah my own little lab rat.

*Sometime later at the ship*

*Robin*
Kermit.. we have to leave now, the humans are getting ready to bord us
*Miss Piggy*
I wouldnt mind getting borded by that one *Blink Blink*
*Kermit*
Erh ok...
Fire up the engines and get us out of here !!!

*WOOOOOSH*