Episode: 6
(Dead dummy´s)

*Blipelip*
Kermits blog: Stardate XXIVII,VI

We have reached the point of our destination... we think...
But are now lost on what seems to be a gigantic grave yard.
*Gonzo´s mini tv*
"When there is no more room in hell the dead shall walk the earth..."
*Gonzo quickly turns of the mini tv*
*Click*
So.. when are we going back to the ship capt´n ? I´d like to start moving
bac.. *poke* EAAAAYYHHH.. something just poked me... *shivers*
*Fozzie* Erh Gonzo, its just me..
Oh ok.. no zombies i guess, just you...
*poke* YEEAAAAAHHH !!!
Just me again hehe.
enough of the poking allread.. *poke*
Kermit its not funny anymore... Kermit.. ?
*Kermit answers a bit away*
Im over here Gonzo.
Ah ok.. i gue... over where ?? over there.. then who .. just.... poked....
*poke* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!
*Kermit, Gonzo and Fozzie runs away*

*Blipelip*
Lich Lords of Sebek.. oouuuutt.....

Episode: 7
(The sock"er"s from space)

*Blipelip*
Gonzos blog: Stardate 123456789,0

We outran the dead´uns and safely got back my position as leader,
oh yeah and captain kermit is down....
I´m right here gonzo,
now give me back my log recorder and my captains hat pls !
Shh i hear something...
Something coming from within this strangely familiar looking box
marked "Quickening Crew" ...
*Gonzo opens the lid on the coffin*
"Squuuiiiick"
Shhh....
We are not saying anything Gonzo...
I said shhh, now shhh...
*Kermit mumbles*
How do i put up with him ?
SSHHHHHH !!!!
*Gonzo looks into the open coffin*
Coooool... Theres a dead guy in here... *Points in the coffin and smiles*

*The vampire opens it eyes and breaks out into song*

Start spreading the news, Im leaving today
I want to be a part of it - new york, new york
These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it - new york, new york

I wanna wake up in a city, that doesnt sleep
And find Im king of the hill - top of the heap

These little town blues, are melting away
Ill make a brand new start of it - in old new york
If I can make it there, Ill make it anywhere
Its up to you - new york, new york

New york, new york
I want to wake up in a city, that never sleeps
And find Im a number one top of the list, king of the hill
A number one

These little town blues, are melting away
Im gonna make a brand new start of it - in old new york
And if I can make it there, Im gonna make it anywhere

Its up to you - new york new york

Episode: 8
(Greetings from Count von Drakenborg)

*mumbles* How to turn on this dreadfull peace of machine...*click*
*Blipelip*
Ah there we go.. *Coughs*

Count von Drakenborgs blog: Stardate ihavenoclueaboutwhatcenturythisis.

Upon waking from my long slumber on this dreaded planet,
a band of brave frontiers has risen me from my prison,
for this i have to thank them, but first i have to find them.
Now where would i go if i was running from a vampire.. ?
Of course.. Back to my ship !
"Up up and away"
*Woooooosh*

(In the meantime)

*kermit* You think we got away from him ?
*Gonzo* Looks like it unless he can fly...
*Wooooosh*
HE CAN FLY !!!!
Now now my dear friends,
there is no reason to be afraid.
I am merly here to lend you a hand against the band of orcs,
heading this way as we speak.
Armed to the teeth if i might say so.
*Muppets* yeah ok.
Looks like a small warcamp to be honest.
A brotherho...
*Muppets* WE GET IT !!!
oh ok im sorry, just trying to point something out.
*Kermit* I see the ship, its a frigate called "Buggy Torben" !!
Prepare for battle !!
I belive this is yours, *hands the log com to Kermit*
and i belive its still on... I never was good with machinery you see.
Thank you count, now could you move please im trying defend us
and your kinda in the way of my shot.

Kermit out.

Episode: 9
(To be or not to be human)

*Blipelip*
Kermits blog: Stardate o.0

We have succesfully escaped the band of orcs
thanks to Animal who came in blasting saving the day..
and ruined my hat..
I guess warfare do come with casualtys.
ANIIIMAAAL !!!
Yes thats you my friend...
ANIIIMAAAAAAL !!
Yes thats.... NO ANIMAL.. PUT THE GUN DOWN !!

*30 secs later*

We are now in negotiation with a trade company called
"Backerc"
*Chiken answers*
"Bokoork..."
in persuit of the mysterius box of sour socks and its secrets.

*Fozzie*
So what you want, is our secret weapon in trade,
for your secret weapon and then you will tell us the destination of the box ?
Ok but she wont be happy about this i tell ya,
would someone go get the pig pls...

(15 min later)

*Miss Piggy*
HAAAIIIIA
*SMACK*

(30 min later)

*Still Miss Piggy*
HAAIIIA
*SMACK SMACK*

*Fozzie*
Why did the humans cross the road?
They didnt, they got thrown.
Wocka Wocka Wocka

*Kermit*
Will we ever find that box or learn what secrets it has ?
Will Miss Piggy ever stop smacking those humans around ?
What will happen to Fozzie when Miss Piggy finds out
that it was Fozzie all along that wanted to sell her to the humans
with the words "Just put an apple in the mouth to shut her up"
All this and more to come in the following episodes of

MUPPETS IN SPACE !

Kermit out.

Episode: 10
(Chaos in the control room)

*Blipelip*

Kermits blog: Stardate 10.

Today we celebrate the 10th trip anniversary
and that we have finnaly found the location of the box of sour socks.
In our last attempt to gain new knowledge of the box through the humans,
we learned that the box is not only a box,
but a container of the most lethal weapon known to any muppet.

*Animal and Gonzo playes dramatic drums and trompets*
DAM DAM DAAAAAAM

we still have no clue about what the weapon itself is...
Only that its the most lethal weapon know to muppets

*Drums and trompets again*
DAM DAM DAAAAAAM

*Rizo walks by with a pack of rats on a guided tour*
...and this is the bridge lady´s and gentlerats,
here is where the captain sits and does all his commanding,
and here is the captain himself.
Mind answering a few questions captain ?
Rizo... What is all this ??
Ok the captains bussy, no questions today.
Lets move on people, we got lots to see and very litle time to do it in.
*The rats wonders on*

Now as i was saying, the most lethal weapon know to any muppet

*And again, drums and trumpet*
DAM DAM DAAAAAAM

*Suddenly a bunch of wierd looking dwarfs carrying a banner
saying "Blackhorned" walks in singing*

Hi ho, Hi ho
to assimilate we go
(whistles)
Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho

Hi ho, Hi ho
to assimilate we go
(whistles)
Hi ho, Hi ho
(more whistles)

All your bases belonging to us, resistance is futile
we are the Blackhorned, get ready to be assimilated.

*Fozzie*
Wow what a crowd i got today.
Better make my show good.

*Fozzie walks in on stage*

Wocka Wocka Wocka !!
Laaadys aaand gentlemen, the great Fozzie has entered the stage.

Did I tell you the one about the man with the lightbulb in his nose? He was lightheaded! Get it? Wocka Wocka Wocka!

Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wocka Wocka Wocka!

Tough crowd ehh, i´ll do better next time.

*Dwarfs*
Next time? Next time!!
(pounds fist into desk)
What makes you think there's gonna be a next time?

*Fozzie*
Well, if there isn't it's gonna be a real short story ?

*Dwarfs*
Erh.. he does have a point there boss.
Yeah boss, what will we do if this is the end ?
We dont want no other stinking job boss, we like what we do.
Yeah we like what we do right men !
RIGHT!!

*The dwarfs wonders of singing again*

Hi ho, Hi ho
to unassimilate we go
(whistles)
Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho

Hi ho, Hi ho
to unassimilate we go
(whistles)
Hi ho, Hi ho
(more whistles)

*Kermit loks puzzled*
That must have been chaos dwarfs...

Kermit out.