Luis le reportagé:
Monsieur Le cookie Monster, how do you feels after you ´ave just played un spectaculair match ehh ?

Cookie monster:
I want cookie. cookie cookie cookie.

Luis le reportagé:
´ere you go a cookie for you mon amie, now about se game itself, are you pleased with your perfomance or do you feel that pherhaps you could ´ave done better yes ?

Cookie monster:
*looks confused* no more cookie ?

Luis le reportagé:
i see... *hands over another cookie*
Now back to my question mon amie. Do you feel that you could ´ave done better ?

Cookie monster: When i get cookie i eat cookie, when cookie gets to me, i eat cookie but cookie ran away so me no eat cookie this time.. next time me eat more cookie.
mmmm cookie.

Luis le reportagé:
I ´ave ´eard that Kermit le frog has said to you that he wants you in trainee camp for the season. how come and how do you feel about this ?

Cookie monster:
More time to eat cookies. cookie feels good.

Luis le reportagé: and thats how se cookie crumbles. Luis le reportagé signing out for Muppet news network.