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TempestBlade
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2010-01-26 21:49:50
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2010-01-26 21:49:50
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The girls bite back
I'm still new to this blogging, so if this is a self indulgent "journal" entry, I apologise, but this did make me smile.

Recently noticed the only elven team I hadn't tried out was the good ole vanilla Pro Elves. Seeking an interesting naming convention and theme, I made them all the female relatives of my other three Elf teams.

While playing their first game, against a Rotters team, one of the poor gals was killed very early in the game. I didn't expect to get any real vengeance in the game, but when the Beast of Nurgle skull-bashed himself into the floor, I thought I'd throw a foul his way. Now I very rarely foul, I've never had a player with the DP skill, and I can't think I've ever managed more than a Stun when I have fouled. But Nuffle smiled upon me and my plucky little Elves managed a measure of vengeance - a Groin Sprain result on the Beast of Nurgle. Win!

I know this is no great "Oh My God" event, but I did love the mental picture of a Beast of Nurgle's groin (and this is an AV9, regenerating groin don't forget) being sprained by a tiny Elven woman called Giselle.

The sort of little things that keep me playing this fantastic game :)
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Posted by Ancre on 2010-01-26 21:54:42
Go Giselle ! :D
Posted by Gran on 2010-01-26 21:59:54
"the mental picture of a Beast of Nurgle's groin"

*shudders*
Posted by TempestBlade on 2010-01-26 22:05:04
I probably should have said "groinS" plural... Not that that information would have reduced the shudder factor - probably the opposite :D
Posted by Cavetroll on 2010-01-26 23:29:25
Take that, Nurgle's groin!
Posted by Catalyst32 on 2010-01-27 00:17:25
The real question is...
How did she FIND the Beast of Nurgles groin?

Did she aim for the shortest tentacle?
Posted by KJG on 2010-01-27 00:34:22
Lovely, more blogs like this :)
Posted by Arktoris on 2010-01-27 06:26:25
Never underestimate the power of a woman with stiletto heels : )

Gratz on your "victory", now go get a dirty player and keep up the fun!
Posted by fly on 2010-01-27 09:44:40
random fouls rule!
Posted by maysrill on 2010-01-27 13:39:45
Now imagine how much more often fun stuff like that would happen if you took DP :)
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2010-01-27 16:37:54
Maybe he sprained his own groin because the elf jumped on him?
Posted by Araznaroth on 2010-01-27 18:10:58
(and this is an AV9, regenerating groin don't forget) Lol