This is diary of a trench worker, a true hero, a lineman in the grueling and grave world of Blood Bowl

15-6-2007

Dear Diary
It Happened today! I got selected into the Commandos. I am so happy, it's a dream come true. My girlfriend doesn't really approve of me going to play Blood Bowl but Im sure that she'll get over it. I am so excited about this. I know that someday I'll be one of the great legends in the game.

22-6-2007

Dear Diary...
I've been practising with the team for a week now. I play lineman. It's the most important task in the team. Well of course not as important as blitzer obviously, or thrower. And catchers are pretty important too, but right after those. Oh, and of course Ogre's are on top of the list. Im all bruised up because of all the tackling and blocking excercises, but Im sure it'll get easier and lighter in time.

22-7-2007

Dear diary, help me!
I've never seen such carnage. I mean we've lost almost ten players already, and we haven't even played any real games yet. It seems that instead of the gracious chess on grass I expected it's all gore and mayhem there. And the other players kick prone ones. I mean they kick other people when they are already down. It's horrible. I think I know what my girlfriend meant when she was worried before...

19-11-2007

Dear diary
My handwriting is a little shaky cause I have only three intact bones in my right hand.Today we had a blocking excercise one on one. And I had to practice with U-Boot, the ogre I told you about earlier. Again...

20-12-2007

Dear diary, kill me.
Im dead, I am a living corpse and I know it. My brains have already realised it, but my body refuses to give in and just die. Every single day after practice I am more and more sore and bruised. I haven't even touched a ball yet, once. And that includes the time when everyone was given their own spiked ball to get acquainted to. There wasn't enough for everyone. Well there was, but the coach didn't give me one.

27-12-2007

Dear diary
Tomorrow it happens. All the hard work, tears, blood and sweat I have shed will pay off. We have our first ever Blood Bowl match. I don't know yet who we are facing, but I am sure that it'll be a great event.
PS. I found two of my teeth that I lost last week from the practice field.

31-12-2007

Dear diary
We had our first game few days ago. I would have written sooner, but unfortunately after I tried to block a linerat in the skaven team we played against someone knocked me unconcious and I was out for few days with a concussion. Still, it must have been a great event and I feel that the 22 seconds that I spent on the field in our win was a contribution.

2-2-2008

Dear diary
I SCORED A TOUCHDOWN TODAY! We were playing some chaos dwarf team and in the mess of it all the ball bounced at me and I just ran it to the endzone like a real pro. I feel really really proud, and they let me keep the ball. Which was kinda fair because I did loose a toe and three tooth... in the touchdown celebration. U-Boot, the ogre of our team, he's really scary.

4-3-2008

Dear diary
Im mean, and Im lean, and I am a real bad ass. I really am. We played against norse team. Those berserk guys that don't wear shirts. But I really showed'em. When their guy was coming at me, I just pounced at him and watched as they carried the guy off the field. I am so mean, so bad. I frighten myself even.
PS. Thank God U-Boot was there when the guy rushed, I was sure I was done for.

7-4-2008

Dear diary
I got my first MVP award today! I am not entirely sure what happened though, but I was blocking this amazon girl with my mates in the scrimmage line. And the next thing I know is that I wake up in the hospital with the MVP on my table. There was three of us against that one amazon, so if I ended up in a hospital I'd hate to know what happened to her. I hope she's ok. Unless she was the same girl that booted me when I was lying down.

11-6-2008

Dear diary
I am the only one left on the original team that played agains the skaven team six months ago. Everyone else is hurt, retired, or dead. I look at the fresh guys that come on the team and I feel almost sorry for them. Little buggers. If they only knew what's in for them. Tomorrow we play against chaos. It's gonna be good night for some unlucky soul again probably.

But dear diary... It ain't gonna be me.

Blood Bowl for Life!