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2009-03-18 14:44:08
23 votes, rating 3.2
23 votes, rating 3.2
The Mighty Ducks
Holy crapola.
The charming ceruimar took on my crappy bunch of no-hopers in a ... er ... tightly fought contest. It could have been a close match. My 9 brave boys against an under-manned dwarf team.
Nope. As usual a battering happened. Only 5 men made it onto the pitch in the second half.
So, to my usual themes:
1) ICE DANCE SUPERSTAR - Yep, all present and correct. Dwarf team playing on nice, sticky, cannot fall over at all ground. Bokonon United playing on icy patch of icy ice. Men fall over. Dwarfs go ha-ha and stompy-stompy.
2) GENERAL WUSSYNESS - they tried, bless 'em, but my boys managed to put only one dwarf on his butt. At least they managed twice the number of blocks as the previous game.
3) ERIC STOLTZ - still alive, damn him. Darren Kramble didn't make it though, keeping up my 1 death a game ratio.
4) THE COWARD'S LAST RESORT - My luck for this match was 28%. Come on. What have I done wrong? Who have I angered! Why me?
Oh, just to rub the salt into the wounds, as the only member of my team to do anything (even if that was dying), the only SPPs I get for the game go to the dearly departed Darren Kramble.
I will keep going until this team is either all dead or until they win a game. They WILL win a game. Oh yes. They will. Even if it kills them. Or if I kill them. I may kill them. Does anyone have an axe handy?
The charming ceruimar took on my crappy bunch of no-hopers in a ... er ... tightly fought contest. It could have been a close match. My 9 brave boys against an under-manned dwarf team.
Nope. As usual a battering happened. Only 5 men made it onto the pitch in the second half.
So, to my usual themes:
1) ICE DANCE SUPERSTAR - Yep, all present and correct. Dwarf team playing on nice, sticky, cannot fall over at all ground. Bokonon United playing on icy patch of icy ice. Men fall over. Dwarfs go ha-ha and stompy-stompy.
2) GENERAL WUSSYNESS - they tried, bless 'em, but my boys managed to put only one dwarf on his butt. At least they managed twice the number of blocks as the previous game.
3) ERIC STOLTZ - still alive, damn him. Darren Kramble didn't make it though, keeping up my 1 death a game ratio.
4) THE COWARD'S LAST RESORT - My luck for this match was 28%. Come on. What have I done wrong? Who have I angered! Why me?
Oh, just to rub the salt into the wounds, as the only member of my team to do anything (even if that was dying), the only SPPs I get for the game go to the dearly departed Darren Kramble.
I will keep going until this team is either all dead or until they win a game. They WILL win a game. Oh yes. They will. Even if it kills them. Or if I kill them. I may kill them. Does anyone have an axe handy?
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