In a first for Bokonon United, no one died. Gagarian the Prussian had a go, but could only hurt himself enough to miss one game, with no lasting effects. Eric Stoltz is still alive though. For all his brilliance, gRuMMeL didn't even try to foul the crappy dude. Come on! He was asking for it! Does no one else hate him? Is it just me? Go away and watch Anaconda. Come back. Kill the git. Please.

True to form though, the boys enjoyed rolling around on the ground rather than standing up and trying to play. I started the second half with 5 men, which is becoming the norm.