Hello Sport Fans and welcome to the Blood Bowl night here at ABBA Sports Update. I'm Billy Bob and for this premiere I am glad to announce my co-reporter, Sven Gory Orcsson from the Orchis team Munchiez Gittiez!

“'Ello ‘umie. Am ‘appy to be ‘ere.”

And we are happy that you are here with us. It is a good thing that you can find time to do this for the ABBA league in the middle of the Gittiez season.

"Gittiez in Albion nuvv. Havva un Kamp. BuutKamp. Me like it 'ere. Good breedurz. 'Umies 'avv good breedurz. Lazt nyte me an manni breedurz...."

Well well! Thanks. I dont think I want to hear this. He he he. Well I don't know about that breeder part. But I know that we will see some action ON the pitch in the future.

"'Ezz 'Umie. ABBA nuvv avv tree gut divizonz. In Shamanzop divizon no gut team. Lotza panzy elfz. In Prema divizon no gut team. Also lotza panzy elfz. Bud in Alban divizon we avv gut team."

Aha you mean the old ABBA winners the Warriors. Well they sure look good and....

"NO! 'Umie shutta! Me no like Dwarfz. They shorta like gretchin, tuff as Uruk. No like. Hate! Me fingz uvv Chargaz. New Orc Chargaz. Only gut team. Otha team bad. Stingz Me spitt un team. Nrrrrrrggggghhhhhh....

Wow, wow, stop there Gory. No need to make a point by spitting in here.

"Ok"

Good. So you think that the Chargers are the best team.....

"NO!"

Uhhh....the ONLY team?

" 'Ezz!"

Ok, so you think the Chargers is the only team in the ABBA league this year. What make them so much better from other teams.

" 'Ey 'R Orcz?"

Yes well I know that. But what is it that orcs have that is so much better than other teams?

"Uuuu 'ey avv Trovvas, Blitzaz, Blakkiez, Gobbos un Trollz. Gut team. An also gut Mad Dok."

Ok.....well thank you Sven Gory Orcsson. We look forward to hear more from you when the games have started. Wait a minute I just heard that we have a result from the first game played in this new start for ABBA.

A 1-1 draw between Ogre Archery Union and the olders Pestilin Privateers. It seem like it was a bloody game with...ouch....stunningly six casulties made on the poor rats, if there ever are any. Fans got to see the death of both Nurglolk the Infested and Pustigen. Two more rats missing the next game.

Sven Gory what do you think about this? Sven Gory?

"No Time 'umie. Me like to talk to da weatha girlz. Were are da weatha girlz..."

Ok. Well that is all for tonight. See you all next time. And stop the despair. Blood bowl is back in Albion. Goodnight Blood Bowl lovers, whatever you are.

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