"Holy Smackaroli Blood Bowl fans! Welcome to the Soupbowl and a meat grinder game between the Warriors and OAU! Smelly Dave have you ever seen anything like that last play?"

"No, sure as sure Billy Bob. After twenty years reporting in this game and almost 60 years playing for the ABBA Undedground, I'm glad that even I can be suprised at some times! I haven't had a heart rate this high since my mom caugth me in bed with myself!"

"Wow, wow Smelly Dave, thats a little to much information."

"Hey thats what my momma also said!"

"Urm.....well Dave lets go back to the game shall we? It was just two turns left and the game was a tie after an incredible Ogre TD. The dwarves lined up and got the ball straight up from a bad kick. Then what happened Smelly Dave?"

"Well the little buggers ran like a cat with mustard up the hole. Sweet Nuffle Balls of Fire. The speed they came up with! Yiahaaaaa! Grebbestad Ansjovis took the ball up deep into OAY territory and Brännvinskryddad Sill came in support. Waiting there was Nu'Guk. The nr 1 for the Ogres threw a mean block at Grebbestads who went down and lost the ball!"

"And this is where we all thought it was game over! Right Dave?"

"Sure as sure Billy Bob. But in the next turn Kung Carl Gustav came in from deep down the Warriors lines and really went for it. With him in support Grebbestad went up and blocked away one Ogre so Brännvinskryddad Sill could get a straight line to the ball. Swift as that hooker who stole my money this morning he went in and scooped the ball up despite Nu'Guks futile efforts to stop him. He then easily dodged out and sprinted for a TD in the very last second of the game!"

"An unbelivable feat. For a dwarf team I mean"

"Sure Billy Bob. But coach Magan174 likes to play a good running game with his stout buggers. We have seen that during the seasons."

"Yep, you are right there Smelly Dave. Do you think you can get a word with Coach Magan174?"

"I'll try. He is coming this way now. On the shoulders of a group of fans in the Warriors replica jerseys. Hey coach Magan174! Any words for ABBA Sports Update?!"

"Well hello Smelly Dave! Any words? Well we won! And what a way we did it in?!"

"Sure thing. One of the best endings I've seen in a long while. You had some real luck in the end?"

"Luck!? Luck is something a great team earns Smelly Dave. Great players, great playbook, patience and a Trollslayer on Fungus. Thats all you need!"

"He he he. Sure as sure coach Magan174. What do you think about the next game?! Hey coach Magan174! Well Billy Bob we are loosing him. He is going up the stands with the fans. And I'm not going after. Took me four days to collect myself last time and a small fortune to get a good Necromancer to patch me up."

"He he he. I understand that. Did you ever find a good finger or are you still using that left over from the Hot Dog vendor?"

"Oh No Billy Bob. That finger is gone since last summer when that dog sneaked up on me in the park."

"Good to hear. That finger of yours always made me hungry. Good nigth Blood Bowl lovers. This is ABBA Sports Update with the Ghoul of Drool, Smelly Dave, and me Billy Bob. Until next time."