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2011-03-10 15:34:44
27 votes, rating 4.8
27 votes, rating 4.8
Dwarfs are lowly little bully cowards
You know? My rats don't fear all those claws, but I really can't help myshelf thinking on Dwarfs as the tittle states...
Big bullys are those greenskined Orcs. And they are stronger, so they beat Dwarfs.
Evil, cruel bullys are the killer mutants (now, with DP nerfed Khemri falls out) and they have Claw to bypass that shiny armor 9. Beating Dwafs again.
Medium teams and elves will get mauled, but have their good chances of winning, so it must be ok.
And then, what seem Dwarfs to be well suited to?
Taking on Stunty and Amazons... women and the weak, humpff.
Neccesary evil? Yes.
A dessigning succes? Probably.
I like playing against them? Absolutely, quite a challenge and they are not booring if the chat is good.
...but mocking them seems just right, almost inevitable (short, with beards, and bad temper... and they are imaginary or pixel at best, so it's fair game)
Big bullys are those greenskined Orcs. And they are stronger, so they beat Dwarfs.
Evil, cruel bullys are the killer mutants (now, with DP nerfed Khemri falls out) and they have Claw to bypass that shiny armor 9. Beating Dwafs again.
Medium teams and elves will get mauled, but have their good chances of winning, so it must be ok.
And then, what seem Dwarfs to be well suited to?
Taking on Stunty and Amazons... women and the weak, humpff.
Neccesary evil? Yes.
A dessigning succes? Probably.
I like playing against them? Absolutely, quite a challenge and they are not booring if the chat is good.
...but mocking them seems just right, almost inevitable (short, with beards, and bad temper... and they are imaginary or pixel at best, so it's fair game)
Comments
Posted by Cavetroll on 2011-03-10 18:09:07
Was gonna rate this a 1, because I thought it was another 'I hate dorfs' bashing thread. But then I read it, and I actually laughed at the humor. Well done, you earned a 6 from me.
Posted by pythrr on 2011-03-10 18:32:55
join DMU and mock them with boots!
Posted by Garion on 2011-03-11 20:32:58
Does DMU exist anymore, othetr than in our hearts ;)