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<embed src="http://www.geocities.com/evildeadpage/awaken.wav" hidden="true" autostart="true" autoplay="true" loop="false" volume="100%" border="0" height="15" width="145"><div style=background color=gray><img src='http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/images/header2.png'><div width="100%" align="center" <div width="100%" align="center"><h2>Mephistopheles’ Merry Men - The Beginning</h2> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Elan">Coach Elan</a><!>, in a fit of pique, announced that living players were overpriced, hard to maintain, and easily killed, and turned to the Dark Arts for assistance in his attempt to return the dizzying heights of Blood Bowl fame in the Southern Wastes League (SWL). In exchange for naming rights, certain fell powers assisted Elan to raise an initial team, members of whom are still playing today - Coach Elan (to his disgust) found that the SWL is so brutal that even the dead can die another day. <h2>Team History</h2>The Southern Wastes first saw "Mephistophele's Merry Men" in the <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=19740"> Great Unseen One’s Regional XXVIII </a><!>. Despite criticism for poor player skills, and complaints from the Blood Bowl Player's Association about grave robbing, a respectable 3/1/3 result provided fourth place in a tough field. With experience, performance improved in the <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=20757">Great Unseen One's Regional XXIV</a><!>, where an overall 5/0/2 first place saw the team promoted! Unfortunately, overconfidence and a lack of professionalism in the <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=21622">Touchstone's Ball Conference Season XXV</a><!> resulted in a 0/0/3 result and sixth place .... despite <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5008089"> Adramelech's</a><!> amazing average of 3.33 Blocks to each Casualty caused, which saw him receive the prestigious <b><font color=red>Twahnlow's SILVER FIST</font></b> for the Season! Stitched and glued in anticipation of the<a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=22488"> Gone's Slipper Conference League XXVI</a><!>, a vicious hammering at the hands of every opponent led to a pathetic 0/1/6 overall score, last place in the Conference and relegation! Severely culled for useable parts, individual & team performance in the <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=23256"">SWL Commissioner Twahn's Regionals XXVII </a><!> had to result in a return to the Conferences, or the Team was for the chop. A disappointing third place, with 4/1/2 overall, saw the team lining up at the abattoir, but a miracle wild card saved them from permanent death at the last second. The wild card came perhaps due to the inspiring performance of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5008110"> Alocer</a><!> who received both the prestigious <b><font color=red>Twahnlow's BRONZE FIST </b></font> (5.2 blocks to casualties) and <b><font color=red> BRONZE KNUCKLES</font> </b>(10 casualties) for the Season! Despite unexpected promotion and some glee early in <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=647">SWL Gone's Slipper Conference XXVIII</a><!>, the eventual 1/2/3 result was disappointing, as was the permanent loss of a number of crucial players. The only saving grace is that there are a few easily identifable candidates for the chop, and there will be no relegation! <b><font color=red>On to Season XXIX - They Know We're Coming!</font></b> <table width="100%" border="2"><!-- --> <tbody valign="top"><!-- --> <tr><!-- --> <td colspan="5" align="center" bgcolor="white"><!-- --> <font color="white"> <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=647"><h2>Current Season: SWL Snakefield Memorial Conference XXIX</font></h2><!-- --> </td><!-- --> </tr><!-- --> <tr><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#deaeee">Round</td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#deaeee">Coach</td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#deaeee">Team</td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#deaeee">Race</td><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#deaeee">For / Against</td><!-- --> </tr><!-- --> <tr><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="##75E3DE">1</td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE">Angryman</td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE"><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=487219">Gladesville Huggers</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE">Wood Elf</td><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#75E3DE">FORFIET BY HUGGERS<D></td><!-- --> </tr><!-- --> <tr><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#75E3DE">2</td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE">Benediction</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE"><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=499735">Kazad-Dum Longbeards</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE">Dwarf</td><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#75E3DE">WIN 2 - 1<L></td><!-- --> </tr><!-- --> <tr><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#75E3DE">3</td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE">OldBugman</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE"><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=500033">Mort Avaritia</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE">Chaos</td><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#75E3DE">LOSS 1-2<W></td><!-- --> </tr><!-- --> <tr><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#75E3DE">4</td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE">Richieinjapan</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE"><a href=http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=499791">Pheonix (k)nights</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE">High Elf</td><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#75E3DE">LOSS 0 - 2<L></td><!-- --> </tr><!-- --> <tr><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#75E3DE">5</td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE">Chavo</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE"><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=418765">Backwater Blitz</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE">Skaven</td><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#75E3DE">WIN 3 - 1</td><!-- --> </tr><!-- --> <tr><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#75E3DE">6</td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE">Harvestmouse</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE"><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=422343">Stalingrad's White Stallions</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE">Norse</td><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="#75E3DE">LOSS 1 - 2</td><!-- --> </tr><!-- --> <tr><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="75E3DE">7</td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="75E3DE">MachSphere</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="75E3DE"><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=501997">Nard Harpies</a></td><!-- --> <td align="left" bgcolor="75E3DE">Ogre</td><!-- --> <td align="center" bgcolor="white">LOSS</td><!-- --> </tr><!-- --> </tbody><!-- --> </table></div><!-- <br /> Following Season XXIX, Coach Elan finally had enough, and decided to return the remaining player parts to the cemetry, and sent Alocer home to Khemri. No tears were shed until the players recalled that Elan had never paid them! For more detail on the team's past, please go to the <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/team.php?p_id=420438">Hall of Records</a>.<!> For information on current team members, the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=420438">Current Player List</a><!> will help! <img src= "http://fumbbl.com/teams/110070.jpg"> There is no reason for this image to be here, except that the players and Coach think it is the funniest and best use of goblins that they have seen. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Wight
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate Strip Ball, Tackle, Shadowing |
-ma | 42 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 38/51 | 150k
(160)k |
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2 |
Wight
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Regenerate Strip Ball, Tackle, +AG |
  | 34 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 43/51 | 170k
(175)k |
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3 |
Ghoul
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block, Catch, Jump Up |
n | 16 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 38/51 | 140k
(125)k |
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4 |
Ghoul
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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5 |
Mummy
|
3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate Block, Guard, Tackle, Break Tackle, Pro |
  | 43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 6 | 98/176 | 210k
(243)k |
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6 |
Ghoul
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block |
  | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 90k
(115)k |
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7 |
Skeleton
|
5 | 4 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate +ST, Block |
  | 42 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 19/31 | 100k
(133)k |
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8 |
Ghoul
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block, Sure Hands, Tackle, Pass |
  | 32 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 74/76 | 160k
(165)k |
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9 |
Skeleton
|
5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate Block, Tackle |
  | 43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 27/31 | 70k
(85)k |
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11 |
Skeleton
|
6 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate Block, +MA |
  | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 27/31 | 80k
(95)k |
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13 |
Zombie
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate Block |
  | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14/16 | 50k
(65)k |
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15 |
Zombie
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate Block |
  | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 50k
(65)k |
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16 |
Mummy
|
3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate |
  | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 110k
(123)k |
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13 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 43 (15/5/23) | | | TD Diff: | -8 (59 - 67) | | | Cas Diff: | 4 (49/37/22 - 59/30/15) |
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Last Opponent: Jacks Boozers |
For | Against | ||||||||||
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Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
None Shall Pass | Chaos Chosen | 1000k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1470k | 15 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 62k |
Recreant Urquell | Elf | 1050k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 0 - 6 | 1510k | 34 | 4/2/1 | 70k | 49k |
Liege Lords of Ludwig | Dark Elf | 1110k | 16 | 0/2/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1020k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 59k |
Mummies Boy'z | Khemri | 1170k | 17 | 4/0/0 | 90k | 1 - 2 | 1590k | 19 | 3/0/1 | 40k | 74k |
Rattus lutreolus | Skaven | 1220k | 25 | 2/2/0 | 90k | 4 - 0 | 1130k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 70k |
Mirkwoodies | Wood Elf | 1270k | 20 | 1/0/2 | 50k | 3 - 0 | 1560k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 61k |
United Abominations | Nurgle | 1390k | 12 | 1/1/1 | 20k | 1 - 1 | 1710k | 12 | 1/1/1 | 10k | 59k |
Salem Strikers | Elf | 1430k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 3 | 1340k | 19 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 76k |
Norscia Bezerkers | Norse | 1390k | 18 | 2/2/0 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1670k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 74k |
Skill Want Luck | High Elf | 1510k | 13 | 0/1/1 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1480k | 9 | 0/1/1 | 40k | 57k |
Mirkwoodies | Wood Elf | 1600k | 21 | 2/1/0 | 80k | 3 - 0 | 1620k | 11 | 0/1/1 | 30k | 65k |
Adelaide Anvils TNG | Dwarf | 1550k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1470k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 69k |
Muppet Revenge | Ogre | 1630k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1830k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 85k |
Lancre XI | High Elf | 1600k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 2 | 1720k | 20 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 85k |
Rattus lutreolus | Skaven | 1690k | 25 | 2/2/3 | 70k | 2 - 3 | 1550k | 16 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 89k |
Slumbering Skink | Lizardmen | 1770k | 10 | 2/0/1 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 2190k | 14 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 90k |
Warriors of Gaul | High Elf | 1820k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 0 - 3 | 1500k | 20 | 0/2/1 | 60k | 76k |
Woodies Double Revenge | Chaos Chosen | 1700k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 2000k | 27 | 4/1/2 | 90k | 102k |
Good, Bad, Furry | Skaven | 1680k | 17 | 0/2/0 | 50k | 2 - 3 | 2130k | 16 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 66k |
Temple of Sotek | Lizardmen | 1760k | 16 | 2/2/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 2100k | 21 | 3/1/0 | 60k | 71k |
Blackwater Blitz | Skaven | 1850k | 19 | 2/1/1 | 30k | 2 - 2 | 1760k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 0k | 51k |
Sheikh'n'Break | Human | 1790k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1910k | 19 | 3/1/0 | 50k | 71k |
Seekers of the Sepulchre | Elven Union | 1790k | 20 | 3/2/1 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 2170k | 14 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 60k |
33 Chin Chen Street | Norse | 1500k | 15 | 1/1/1 | 90k | 1 - 0 | 1390k | 12 | 3/0/0 | 50k | 75k |
Muppets of Lizards | Lizardmen | 1630k | 17 | 0/2/1 | 30k | 2 - 0 | 1280k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 65k |
Revenge of the Brickies | Orc | 1610k | 20 | 0/1/1 | 40k | 3 - 1 | 1360k | 17 | 3/1/0 | 60k | 79k |
Phoenix (K)nights | High Elf | 1720k | 25 | 6/1/1 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1530k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 70k |
Steve of the Dead | Necromantic Horror | 1890k | 12 | 0/2/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1270k | 21 | 5/0/1 | 90k | 72k |
Skullgods | Khemri | 1700k | 0 | 0/0/0 | 0k | 0 - 1 | 1620k | 16 | 2/1/0 | 90k | 85k |
Parthenian Sisterhood | Amazon | 1690k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 2 | 1660k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 64k |
Canberra Carcasses | Shambling Undead | 1750k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1660k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 67k |
Citadel Ancients | Necromantic Horror | 1810k | 11 | 1/0/3 | 40k | 0 - 0 | 1870k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 84k |
Angry Asgardians | Norse | 1860k | 21 | 1/2/1 | 40k | 2 - 2 | 2220k | 15 | 0/2/0 | 30k | 96k |
Bugrit's Bandits | Human | 1940k | 15 | 1/0/1 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1930k | 13 | 0/2/0 | 80k | 102k |
Mort Avaritia | Chaos | 2040k | 10 | 0/1/1 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 2080k | 16 | 2/2/2 | 50k | 91k |
We Fink Wer Orks | Amazon | 1880k | 14 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1830k | 16 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 113k |
Khazad-Dûm Longbeards | Dwarf | 1800k | 14 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1710k | 14 | 2/0/2 | 30k | 99k |
Mort Avaritia | Chaos | 1870k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 2190k | 22 | 2/1/1 | 80k | 103k |
Phoenix (K)nights | High Elf | 1950k | 10 | 0/0/1 | 10k | 0 - 2 | 1780k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 66k |
Blackwater Blitz | Skaven | 2010k | 18 | 0/1/1 | 20k | 3 - 1 | 1990k | 17 | 1/3/0 | 70k | 88k |
Stalind's White Stallions | Norse | 2050k | 15 | 1/3/0 | 70k | 1 - 2 | 1870k | 17 | 0/2/1 | 70k | 101k |
Nard Harpies | Ogre | 2030k | 11 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 1840k | 11 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 80k |
Jacks Boozers | Dwarf | 2100k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 2360k | 15 | 4/0/0 | 20k | 71k |