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Coach: Datom Stadium: Axe Direct Stadium Team Colours: Red, Blue and Gold Talabheim Sluggers Deep in the heart of logging country, the mighty Axe Direct PLC have made their move. They have bought the team, overthrown the heirachy and hired company man and 'executive coach', Datom, to run their storied franchise, despite his lack of experience. Some see it as a cynical ploy to use the team to market their range of axes to the watching Empire. Despite the protests, Axe Direct will not be swayed! KFC EAST CHAMPIONS - Season 6 First team ever to make the playoffs without a winning record "We did it for the mediocre everywhere" KFC EAST CHAMPIONS - Season 7 10-2-4 record, taking 2nd seed and finally departing in the Championship Game "Luck, pows and slugging" Seasons 1-4 What follows are the words of the Talabheim head coach, c9805222: Season 1: The inaugrual DLE season and the Log Cutters and Sawmills Foresters Association of Talabheim uses its wealth and contacts to form the Talabheim Sluggers, rumours abound that the Sluggers are just a front for money laundering activities carried out by the Log Cutters and Sawmills Foresters Association , however critics are silenced when the Sluggers announce their intent to be contenders by making Louis Slugg their Franchise player and bringing in Big_Tschad as the head coach. Anthony Barr, a future Hall of Fame player, is drafted. Season 2: Big_Tschad leaves the team in mysterious circumstances, in a hurry to bring in a coach for his replacement the Sluggers board hire unknown rookie c9805222. Mainly known for his dealings with Ogres and Dark Elves, c9805222 is an unknown quantity within the DLE and looks to be successful ending Season 2 4/0/1 However the results hide the loss of key players, and the inexperience of c9805222 is shown in his draft and trades, leading to a slightly weaker than anticipated team to start Season 3. Season 3: A poor start to the season is forgotten with a mid season surge which sees the Sluggers looking like potential play-off candidates. Unfortunately divisional rivals the Bandits strengthen significantly during the midseason trade window, bringing in Allen Cortez . The Sluggers are unable to keep pace with the Bandits and finally opt to improve their draft position once the play-offs are beyond hope and throw the final two games of the season. Season 4: Buoyed by an excellent draft and having a number of new players in the team, the Sluggers coach and fans have high expectations. These expectations are brought crashing back to reality as the death toll mounts, the loss of Franchise player Louis Slugg and the death of 2 1st round picks in the opening 3 games leaves the Sluggers looking a little lacklustre. Further deaths in the form of King Hill, Keith Wenning, Deckard Shaw plus the sacking of the Frank 'Alli' Gore means the Sluggers remain rooted to the bottom of the entire league. The only bright spot of the season - a single victory over the Bandits. Seasons 5-7 Season 5: Following a disatrously unlucky start to the season, with four losses on the bounce, Sluggers Head Coach Ben Awesome walked out of Talabheim, got on a boat, and didn't resurface until Season 6 on the shores of Albion. Executive Coach Datom, a blithering idiot and company man, was installed despite no experience of coaching anything of any quality. Some pride was salvaged with wins against the 49ers, Grizzlies, CCC and (this will become a recurring theme) a magically lucky victory over the Gunners, and a chaotic draw against the Eagles. 4-1-11 was the record, but at least some key players developed. That said, you'll never make the playoffs with only 4 wins. Err... Season 6: PLAYOFFS BABY! Despite failing to win any more games than the season before, the Sluggers and their gang of extra-strong bruisers won the KFC by virtue of, err, drawing lots. The cunning strategy of 'getting battered for six turns, scoring in two, scoring in two, getting battered for six turns' may have got everyone killed, but saw off a charge from the Gunners who were eventually kept out based on head-to-head record (Sluggers having had another miraculously lucky win over the Gunners in the early season). 4-8-4 was the final reckoning, making the Sluggers the first team to make the playoffs without a winning record. Well done everyone. Somehow, a wrecked Talabheim side managed to keep it close against the eventual superbowl champs, the Classics, losing in overtime 2-1. So that was nice. Season 7: BOOM! Sluggers win more than they did in the previous 2 seasons, going proper insane with a 10-2-4 record, scooping the bye with 2nd seed, and then getting their first playoff win in a 4-3 shootout with the Griffins. They bounced back to earth with a 1-0 shutdown by those Pats, and for the second year running Sluggers lost to the eventual champs. To say the regular season was weird would be an overstatement, limping in at 4-1-4 after 9 games, only to go 6-1-0 through their last seven and power through the ranks. Executive Coach datom denied he had loaded up the troops on greenies (powies?). NSL template by Balle2000.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
-TemplehofThunder	Dragons	1150k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1320k	18	2/1/1	70k	1k
-Remas Eagles-	Eagles	1060k	14	0/1/0	60k	2 - 2	1090k	21	3/1/0	50k	1k
- Averheim River Bandits -	River Bandits	1020k	14	1/3/0	30k	1 - 2	1270k	12	0/1/0	50k	1k
Nuln Gunners-	Gunners	1110k	12	0/1/1	50k	1 - 2	1130k	19	3/1/0	40k	1k
-San Luis 49ers-	49ers	1140k	16	1/0/0	70k	3 - 1	1240k	14	1/1/1	80k	2k
-TemplehofThunder	Dragons	1080k	15	2/1/0	30k	1 - 2	1400k	21	4/1/0	80k	1k
- Averheim River Bandits -	River Bandits	1180k	9	0/2/0	60k	0 - 3	1290k	16	1/0/0	70k	1k
-Erengrad Vikings-	Vikings	1270k	10	2/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1430k	14	1/1/0	50k	0k
Nuln Gunners-	Gunners	1120k	14	2/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1290k	12	1/1/0	70k	1k
Wolfenburg Wolfskins--	Wolfskins	1300k	11	0/0/1	20k	1 - 2	1340k	17	2/1/0	40k	1k
Praag Grizzlies-	Grizzlies	1240k	14	1/0/1	30k	2 - 1	1350k	14	0/3/0	60k	1k
-Carroburg Crimson Cascade-	Crimson Cascade	1230k	11	0/0/0	80k	2 - 1	970k	13	2/2/0	10k	1k
Flashfurt Universe- Badp	Universe	1370k	13	0/0/0	50k	2 - 3	1580k	19	1/0/1	70k	1k
Remas Eagles-	Eagles	1340k	16	2/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1530k	19	3/1/0	30k	0k
Nuln Gunners-	Gunners	1290k	16	0/0/0	70k	3 - 2	1310k	16	1/1/0	20k	1k
-Norden Legion-	Legion	1260k	17	2/0/1	90k	2 - 1	1160k	11	1/0/0	60k	2k
- Averheim River Bandits -	River Bandits	1380k	16	1/1/0	80k	2 - 2	1280k	18	2/1/1	50k	1k
Muckenhof Manticores--fischer	Manticores	1380k	11	1/0/1	70k	1 - 1	1360k	12	1/2/0	60k	1k
-Grenzburg Greenskins-	Greenskins	1240k	7	1/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1650k	16	2/0/1	60k	1k
-TemplehofThunder	Dragons	1350k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1420k	5	0/0/0	20k	1k
-Bilbali Rangers	Rangers	1400k	9	1/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1410k	21	5/1/1	80k	1k
- Averheim River Bandits -	River Bandits	1310k	13	0/2/0	50k	2 - 2	1120k	16	0/2/0	70k	1k
-Broekwater Patriots-BG	Patriots	1330k	19	0/2/0	70k	3 - 3	1460k	22	1/1/2	30k	1k
-Middenheim Classics-	Classics	1330k	11	2/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1590k	20	3/1/0	80k	1k
-Great Ogham Griffins-Ben	Griffins	1280k	10	2/0/0	50k	1 - 0	1140k	11	1/1/2	50k	0k
-Altdorf Thunderbolts- 71	Thunderbolts	1280k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1100k	16	3/1/0	40k	0k
Templehof­­­ Thunder-yish	Dragons	1220k	13	0/1/0	40k	2 - 2	1260k	18	2/1/0	60k	1k
Nuln Gunners-	Gunners	1380k	18	1/3/0	60k	2 - 2	1380k	21	2/1/2	20k	0k
-Middenheim Classics-	Classics	1270k	9	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1650k	18	0/2/1	90k	2k
Wolfsbach Scimitars-_-kaio	Scimitars	1620k	13	1/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1390k	7	0/0/0	10k	0k
-Broekwater Patriots-BG	Patriots	1630k	8	0/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1730k	16	2/2/0	70k	1k
- Averheim River Bandits -	River Bandits	1440k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1390k	16	1/1/0	70k	1k
-Kemperbad Knights-	Knights	1580k	16	2/0/0	60k	3 - 2	1730k	17	1/2/0	60k	1k
-Los Cabos Marauders-	Marauders	1450k	15	0/1/0	70k	3 - 2	1390k	18	0/2/1	50k	1k
Nuln Gunners-	Gunners	1480k	13	0/1/0	50k	2 - 3	1580k	17	1/0/1	40k	1k
-Templehof Thunder-Wreck	Dragons	1520k	12	1/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1480k	16	1/1/1	70k	1k
-Skar Bay Sharks -	Sharks	1470k	13	0/0/0	30k	3 - 0	1040k	5	0/0/0	30k	1k
Kislev White Wolves--doofr	White Wolves	1480k	15	2/1/0	60k	1 - 2	1800k	21	2/1/0	40k	1k
- Averheim River Bandits -	River Bandits	1380k	11	0/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1150k	10	1/0/0	50k	1k
Nuln Gunners- crimson	Gunners	1470k	16	1/0/0	30k	3 - 3	1310k	16	1/0/0	40k	1k
-Hargendorf Unicorns--	Unicorns	1460k	15	0/1/1	50k	2 - 1	1680k	9	0/1/0	20k	1k
-Emsk Red Cardinals-	Cardinals	1460k	15	1/1/1	50k	2 - 1	1460k	10	2/0/0	60k	1k
Flashfurt Universe- Badp	Universe	1470k	20	3/2/0	30k	2 - 0	1350k	8	1/1/0	40k	1k
-Templehof Thunder-Wreck	Dragons	1440k	13	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1470k	15	3/0/0	40k	1k
-Marienburg Foxes	Foxes	1530k	16	2/0/0	50k	3 - 2	1310k	17	2/1/0	20k	1k
-Great Ogham Griffins-Ben	Griffins	1540k	18	1/1/0	70k	4 - 3	1590k	22	1/0/1	60k	1k
-Broekwater Patriots-BG	Patriots	1510k	8	0/1/0	50k	0 - 1	1750k	11	1/1/0	50k	1k
-Broekwater Patriots-BG	Patriots	1770k	15	0/1/1	60k	2 - 3	1840k	21	3/0/0	20k	1k
-Hargendorf Unicorns--	Unicorns	1760k	12	2/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1530k	13	0/1/0	70k	1k
-Templehof Thunder-Wreck	Dragons	1640k	10	1/2/1	30k	1 - 2	1580k	18	2/1/2	50k	1k
-Averheim River Bandits--	River Bandits	1570k	19	1/2/0	50k	3 - 1	1500k	16	3/1/0	10k	1k
Nuln Gunners- crimson	Gunners	1620k	12	0/0/1	60k	2 - 1	1290k	8	1/0/0	30k	1k
-Irrana Avalanche	Avalanche	1700k	15	2/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1600k	21	2/3/0	50k	1k
Barboza Bruisers - kummo	Bruisers	1370k	12	1/1/0	30k	1 - 2	1400k	14	2/0/0	60k	1k
-Monte Castello Wreckers- knut	Wreckers	1710k	13	1/0/0	30k	2 - 2	1510k	17	2/0/0	20k	1k
-Brionne Buccaneers--	Buccaneers	1720k	14	0/1/0	70k	2 - 2	1810k	16	1/1/1	50k	1k
-San Luis 49ers-	49ers	1580k	8	0/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1390k	18	4/0/0	70k	1k
Nuln Gunners- crimson	Gunners	1550k	15	1/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1210k	10	0/1/0	20k	1k
Wolfsbach Scimitars--timetis	Scimitars	1680k	21	3/3/2	30k	0 - 0	1670k	6	0/1/0	50k	1k
-Averheim River Bandits--	River Bandits	1610k	18	2/1/1	60k	2 - 1	1100k	12	2/0/0	30k	1k
Rotenbach Razorbacks -lanky	Razorbacks	1750k	21	4/0/0	60k	3 - 1	1200k	15	1/1/1	40k	1k
-Templehof Thunder-Wreck	Dragons	1680k	13	0/0/1	50k	2 - 2	1430k	15	1/1/0	30k	1k
-Remas Eagles--	Eagles	1740k	12	1/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1580k	23	3/1/0	40k	1k
-San Luis 49ers-	49ers	1780k	14	2/1/0	70k	2 - 2	1500k	20	4/0/2	60k	1k
-Flashfurt Universe-ART	Universe	1620k	8	0/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1530k	18	3/1/1	20k	1k
-Wolfenburg Wolfskins-	Wolfskins	1420k	15	2/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1190k	9	1/0/0	20k	1k
-Averheim River Bandits--	River Bandits	1560k	12	1/0/1	60k	1 - 3	1320k	22	0/3/0	40k	1k
-Nuln Gunners--	Gunners	1210k	15	2/1/0	20k	1 - 3	1510k	20	3/0/0	60k	1k
-Carroburg Crimson Cascade-	Crimson Cascade	1500k	15	2/0/0	40k	2 - 3	1510k	32	6/2/0	30k	1k
-Praag Grizzlies-	Grizzlies	1430k	19	2/2/0	70k	2 - 2	1340k	14	0/1/0	20k	1k
-Erengrad Vikings-	Vikings	1530k	13	1/1/1	60k	1 - 2	1620k	13	1/0/0	60k	1k
-Templehof Thunder-Wreck	Dragons	1550k	9	1/1/0	10k	0 - 1	1570k	8	0/0/0	70k	1k
-Averheim River Bandits--	River Bandits	1460k	6	1/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1280k	9	0/1/0	70k	1k
-Bel Aliad Griffins- MrTyce	Griffins	1410k	7	0/1/1	40k	0 - 1	1120k	12	1/1/0	60k	1k
-Altdorf Thunderbolts- 71	Thunderbolts	1310k	19	3/2/0	70k	1 - 0	1400k	7	1/0/0	40k	1k
-Nuln Gunners--	Gunners	1430k	15	1/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1420k	7	2/0/0	20k	1k
-Broekwater Patriots-BG	Patriots	1460k	26	3/0/0	60k	4 - 4	1640k	32	6/1/0	30k	1k
-Middenheim Classics-	Classics	1480k	12	1/0/0	30k	2 - 2	1640k	18	1/2/1	50k	0k
-Templehof Thunder-Wreck	Dragons	1590k	17	2/2/0	10k	1 - 4	1460k	24	1/2/0	70k	1k
-Altdorf Thunderbolts- 71	Thunderbolts	1790k	6	1/0/0	40k	0 - 0	1630k	8	0/1/1	20k	2k