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Harm'Em Globetrotters
P [R] Orc


Location: The Deserted Isles
Nickname: Harm'Em Globetrotters
Stadium: Harm'Em Arena
Surface: Stone slick with the blood of opposition players

Colors: Blue and White
Sponsor: Orcidas
Rivals: Italo Disco Kings RL


TEAM BIO

The Harm'Em Globetrotters are an exhibition Blood Bowl team. They combine athleticism, theater, and comedy in their style of play. The Harm'Em Globetrotters are worldwide icons, synonymous with good old fashioned family entertainment.....if your idea of wholesome family entertainment is watching some humey get his f***ing head stomped in on the Blood Bowl pitch while your favourite Orc Blitzer twirls an inflated warboar bladder on his extended middle finger. The Globetrotters represent 1 year(s) of breaking down barriers (mostly to get a fearful opposition out of the changing sheds), acts of goodwill (Globetrotters management would like to express that the term goodwill is and will remain synonymous with the words violence and terrorism.) and a commitment to fans that goes well beyond the game. Each Globetrotters game features some of the best athletes on the planet, unmatched fan interaction, incredible ball-handling wizardry, helmet-rattling hits and side splitting comedy.


PREVIOUS GAMES

2519 Season Results

GAME 1 VS Comedent Illud 1-1 DRAW
GAME 2 VS Malinas Dragonflyyies 1-1 DRAW
GAME 3 VS Puttes'Chaumont 2-0 WIN
GAME 4 VS Empire Knightz 1-1 DRAW
GAME 5 VS Ips'Witch Town Veterans XI 2-1 WIN
GAME 6 VS Dragon Friends 1-1 DRAW
GAME 7 VS Birthday Surprise 1-1 DRAW
GAME 8 VS Paulitonians 2-0 WIN
GAME 9 VS Dark Ni 1-1 DRAW
GAME 10 VS Boys 2 Men 1-0 WIN
GAME 11 VS wood suli ranked 0-3 LOSS
GAME 12 VS Nok-Tlinqup School 2-0 WIN
GAME 13 VS Rio Grande Cleanup Crew 2-2 DRAW
GAME 14 VS Be Why You 0-2 LOSS
GAME 15 VS Mist Swamp Tribe 1-1 DRAW
GAME 16 VS SPACEBALLS the FUMBBL team 0-1 LOSS
GAME 17 VS Cokenhagen Nrrrrgle 0-1 LOSS
GAME 18 VS Lab Rats From Sector 13.75 3-0 WIN
GAME 19 VS Luxateers 0-2 LOSS
GAME 20 VS Tasse de D'la 1-1 DRAW

2520 Season Results

GAME 21 VS Lab Rats from Sector 13.99 1-2 LOSS
GAME 22 VS Averlorn Revengers 1-1 DRAW
GAME 23 VS Cokenhagen Frogfaces 1-2 LOSS

GAME 24 VS Angry Newscasters 2-1 WIN

GAME 25 VS Rat Fever Banjos 2-1 WIN
GAME 26 VS Meet the Feebles Variety Hour 1-4 LOSS
GAME 27 VS Italo Disco Kings RL 0-1 LOSS
GAME 28 VS Amber Dragon of Elirion 2-2 DRAW
GAME 29 VS Italo Disco Kings RL 0-0 DRAW

2521 Season Results

GAME 30 VS Lizardmen 4ever 2-1 WIN
GAME 31 VS Nefer Blitz a Thumb 2-1 WIN
NOW RECRUITING!

Wanted
1x Troll - preferably with Block, +ST will be a great advantage. Multiple Block and/or Piling On considered.POSITION FILLED
1x Thrower - Accurate a must. Block preferable. Strong Arm and Dodge will be viewed favourably, as will any combination of +ST, +AG, +MA POSITION FILLED
2x Goblin - Side Step required, Dirty Player a must. +ST or +AG will assist applicant in recruitment process..., although realistically any gobbo'll do, life expectancy being short and all. POSITION FILLED

PLAYER RECORDS

Most Cas
Slay 'Firefly' Fishorc has both inflicted 17 lifechanging injuries on opposition players
Most Blocks
Lil' Champ Orcson with 213 bone crunching hits
Most Completions
Krisorc 'Hi-Lite' Bruton with 7 pieces of aerial mastery
Most Passing Yards
Krisorc 'Hi-Lite' Bruton with 46 long yards
Most Touchdowns
Atkinsorc 'Cheese' Brawler with 15 incredible touchdowns
Most Rushing Yards
Atkinsorc 'Cheese' Brawler with 397 rushing yards
Most Spps
Atkinsorc 'Cheese' Brawler with 87spp
Most MVPs
Atkinsorc 'Cheese' Brawler and Alby 'Money' Merriorc have both received 4 well deserved MVP awards
Most Fouls
"Scooter" Sutton with an amazing 64 fouls,closely followed by Fats "TNT" Lister with a spectacular 39 fouls
Most Interceptions
"Scooter" Sutton with 1 magnificent interception

FANTASTICAL FACTS FOR THE LITTLE ONES

FUN FACT NUMBER 1

Did you know that Harm'Em's very own "SCOOTER" SUTTON is the NUMBER ONE Goblin fouler for Orc teams... in the world.

Congratulations Scooter.... and congratulations to you for learning about something.

FUN FACT NUMBER 2

Did you know that Harm'Em's favourite son Slay 'Firefly' Fishorc caused 4 casualties in his 20th game, including one kill!

Congratulations Firefly.... and thank you from the fans and the management at Harm'Em Globetrotters!

FUN FACT NUMBER 3

Did you know that Harm'Em's very own Fats 'TNT' Lister is sitting in 7th place on the active Goblin foulers list for Orc teams!

Wonderful stuff Fats!.... and take care out there little fella!

FUN FACT NUMBER 4

Did you know that against the Lab Rats from Sector 13.75, Harm'Em's very own Georc "Hot Shot" Jahmani scored the Globetrotters first and so far only HAT-TRICK!

A magnificent achievement Hot Shot.... and may there be many, many more. Please oh Nuffle, many, many more.

FUN FACT NUMBER 5

Did you know that in a game against the Cokenhagen Frogfaces, the opposition Kroxigor 'Kraxelikroxxxen' was badly hurt in a huge tackle by Slay 'Firefly' Fishorc. Their apocethary patched him up and he was then fouled by "Scooter" Sutton and killed. The Krox was patched up again by a mercenary apo before he was finally hit good and proper by 'Lil Champ' Orson and killed permenantly.

FUN FACT NUMBER 6

Did you know that in Harm'Em Globetrotters 24th game that the coach organised a match against fan favourite fouling monsters The Angry Newscasters. In a vicious and free flowing example of Blood Bowl at its finest, the Globetrotters prevailed 2-1 and marked themselves as a force to be reckoned with!

FUN FACT NUMBER 7

Did you know that in Harm'Em Globetrotters 26th game against the filthy Elf team Meet the Feebles Variety Hour, that the greenskins played against the most feared fouler on any Wood Elf team. Sebastian III has put the boot in nearly two hundred times in his career, but all he got to show for his troubles against us was a serious concussion that left him looking a little worse for wear. Having said that the boys did get an absolute thrashing. Did I ever mention the time we played the Angry Newscasters?
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lil' Champ Orcson
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Frenzy
   39 0 1 1 16 2 47/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
2
Carlorc 'Dizzy' English
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
   38 0 0 1 3 6 38/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
3
Slay 'Firefly' Fishorc
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 1 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Tackle
 -ag 38 0 0 0 23 2 56/76 160k
(80+80)k
  
4
Alby 'Money' Merriorc
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 1 8
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
 -ag, -av, m 37 0 0 0 3 5 31/51 140k
(0)k
  
5
Chandorc 'Bulldog' Green
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Dodge
   39 1 5 0 20 2 66/76 170k
(80+90)k
  
6
Georc 'Hot Shot' Jahmani
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow
   38 1 4 0 9 3 46/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
7
Chisorc 'Torch' Cherelle
Blitzer
6 3 2 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm
 -ag 38 0 7 0 19 2 69/76 160k
(80+80)k
  
9
Frankline 'Ant' Anthorc
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Kick, Block
   39 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
10
Chris "Handles" Hyrkorc
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Guard
   37 1 2 0 1 2 19/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
13
Krisorc 'Hi-Lite' Bruton
Thrower
5 4 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Strong Arm, +ST, Accurate
   21 10 6 0 0 2 38/51 170k
(70+100)k
  
14
Lucius "Too Tall" Winstroll
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
   10 0 0 0 1 4 22/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
15
Fats 'TNT' Lister
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   39 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
"Scooter" Sutton
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
   39 0 0 1 1 3 19/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Happy_Amateur Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 2000k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:39 (14/15/10) |TD Diff:4 (47 - 43) |Cas Diff:91 (79/40/15 - 34/8/1)
Last Opponent: Decadent Beauty of CalakMul

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Comedent IlludHalfling1000k163/1/120k1 - 11070k101/0/070k21k
Malinas DragonflyyiesLizardmen1030k121/1/060k1 - 11050k80/0/060k15k
Puttes'ChaumontWood Elf1060k151/1/040k2 - 0970k90/0/060k24k
Empire KnightzHuman1110k121/0/140k1 - 11230k90/0/070k18k
Ips'Witch Town Veterans XIDark Elf1140k150/3/080k2 - 11170k141/1/060k29k
Dragon FriendsHuman1050k121/1/050k1 - 1970k111/0/030k24k
Birthday SurpriseSkaven1330k122/0/070k1 - 11520k132/0/060k27k
PaulitoniansOgre1360k236/0/070k2 - 01430k91/1/030k25k
Dark NiDark Elf1340k141/1/190k1 - 11300k90/0/030k22k
Boys 2 Men Amazon1420k100/1/070k1 - 01510k60/0/060k29k
wood suli rankedWood Elf1430k50/0/030k0 - 31390k201/1/050k31k
Nok-Tlinqup SchoolLizardmen1380k131/1/070k2 - 01240k71/0/010k26k
Rio Grande Cleanup CrewChaos Renegade1520k121/0/050k2 - 21570k130/0/050k27k
Be Why YouHigh Elf1530k72/0/030k0 - 21760k151/0/060k23k
Mist Swamp TribeSlann1440k123/0/060k1 - 11360k131/0/070k26k
SPACEBALLS the FUMBBL teamOgre1460k93/0/020k0 - 11450k121/1/050k27k
Cokenhagen NrrrrgleNurgle1470k172/2/240k0 - 11600k100/1/060k28k
Lab Rats From Sector 13.75Skaven1540k223/1/170k3 - 01620k100/1/060k20k
LuxateersHuman1570k153/3/030k0 - 21650k140/0/060k31k
Tasse de D'laChaos Chosen1710k163/0/160k1 - 11680k123/0/070k26k
Lab Rats From Sector 13.99Skaven1800k214/2/020k1 - 21930k171/0/050k26k
Averlorn RevengersHigh Elf1840k132/0/130k1 - 11450k100/0/020k28k
Cokenhagen FrogfacesSlann1830k122/0/160k1 - 21700k161/0/080k25k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings1910k182/1/170k2 - 11990k111/1/020k34k
Rat Fever BanjosSkaven1820k141/1/090k2 - 11570k90/0/030k18k
Meet the Feebles Variety HourWood Elf2030k151/2/030k1 - 42030k211/0/060k39k
Italo Disco Kings RLHuman2090k81/1/050k0 - 12010k92/0/060k28k
Amber dragon of ElirionHigh Elf1990k151/1/120k2 - 21490k140/0/040k25k
Italo Disco Kings RLHuman2240k102/0/040k0 - 02210k81/0/050k30k
Lizardmen 4everLizardmen2230k173/0/070k2 - 11910k111/0/020k24k
Nefer Blitz a ThumbTomb Kings2080k286/1/160k2 - 11980k101/0/020k32k
Do You Even LIFT, BroOgre2160k141/1/120k1 - 12120k111/0/040k31k
Top Ranked PredARRtorsGoblin2190k80/0/030k1 - 11460k101/0/050k32k
Do You Even LIFT, BroOgre2200k246/1/160k1 - 02070k92/0/010k30k
FezbabesAmazon2260k242/4/060k1 - 01710k71/0/060k31k
Do You Even LIFT, BroOgre2300k322/4/160k4 - 02050k92/0/030k33k
A part of life's rich tapestryUnderworld Denizens2300k141/3/060k0 - 31760k181/1/040k37k
Top Ranked PredARRtorsGoblin2160k214/0/040k2 - 11530k80/0/050k26k
Decadent Beauty of CalakMulTomb Kings2180k141/2/060k1 - 11920k163/0/130k32k