Hi sportsfan this here is Gunnar Longtounge back with the second game of the season. This time DanaBlue Chasers are up against High Elfs. Must be a particullary low kind of high elfs seeing as they play in this remote area of the Old World. The weather is perfect and there is only a slight overweight of elf fans, must be the novelty of high elfs bringing out so many fans for them. The Chasers win the toss and elect to receive the ball.

The ball is kicked and will you just look at that brilliant choaching done by the Chasers - what a sligh of hand that was. Emmentaler takes the ball and runs to the middle but then things go south for our hard testet heroes. A failed block leaves Emmentaler out in the open and he gets BH by an elf - surely that was not a lead pipe Gunnar saw?

Tallegio makes a blitz to free the ball up and that is beautiful, Senor Chang gets KO´ed - nize to see some action from the rats. The battle rages on near LOS - everybody is trying their best to hurt everybody and Harvarti gets KO´ed. Same fate comes to Danish Fynbo, this is not looking good for our heroes, their numbers are dwindling fast while elven armour seems to be made by dwarfs. The ball ends on the ground and a fierce fight for it occours.

Wow - will you look at that, Fourme D´Ambert snatches the ball up just in front of 2 elfs and then hands it to Tallegio and the blitzer catches the ball. Tallegio goes the extra mile to get away from all the elfs and it is a free run to the endzone. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!! The Chasers have managed to break through before their numbers were to small to make it. This was a TD so spectacular that it will take some time to best. Heros up 1-0.

The elfs have very little time to score one back and the ref ends the half before they can mount a serious attack. Gunnar will return in a short while - first some news from our sponsors.

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Welcome back to this surprisingly lowscoring affair. Its 10 heroes against 11 socalled high elfs, set to receive the ball. And once again superior coaching is seen from the skaven bench and the kicker kicks the ball very deep. Gorgonzola falls victim to the brutality of "noble" elfs and is out BH. The elfs pass the ball and take it up the right side of the pitch. But once again Tallegio comes to save the day, as he manage to take down the carrier and out he goes BH - what a massive play by Tallegio.

Rouquefort takes the ball and run into the elf half of the pitch, but he has no cover and he gets KO´ed spilling the ball on the ground. Troy Barnes picks up the ball, but he fumbles the pass - surely this can not be prober high elfs for Gunnar knows them to be good ballplayers. Fourme D´Ambert dodges past enemy lines and takes the ball before Troy can recover it. Fourme D´Ambert stays on his feet and manage to dodge once more to run it in.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL...
IT IS AMAZING - the Chasers have managed to go 2-0 up. The elfs look pussled by this.

It is 8 heroes against 10 elfs and will you look at all this biggering on LOS. Yep that is a riot for you and the ref resets the clock so you dear sportsfan will not miss any action. The elfs make a critical error on LOS and our heroes pour through swarming the ball and Fourme D´Ambert picks it up but he gets knocked down and the elfs manage to pass the ball and move it up the right side. They fail a handoff! The ball is once again on the ground - this is action packed for sure. NOOOO the rats miss a pick up and the elfs manage to score a TD - it is now 2-1 to everybodies favorite rats.

Its 10 elfs against 9 skaven and the ball is kicked to the middle of the skaven half. It is a blitz - the elfs see a chance to steal the ball - they have all the momentum now. But the elfs are to eager and one of them trips and falls into the ball. Time for skavens to step up and be the heroes Gunnar knows them to be. And will you look at that, Fourme D´Ambert does it again as he snatches the ball and hands it over to Roquefort - they simply ignore the elven tacklezones and Roquefort dodges with ease and runs for the endzone. This is a delight to watch.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL...
Brilliant score there and it is now 3-1 to the heroes of every childs dreams - well at least when they dont dream about Gunnar.

The elfs manage to play like elfs for once and they score a fast touchdown to bring the match to 3-2, The ref is looking at the clock, time is running out. And its a pitchinvasion, the crowd have desided to take part in this game. Will you look at how poorly the elfs behave - good thing that the ref ends the game. Such behavior is not suitable for elfs wanting to be high elfs.

This was Gunnar Longtounge - famed beyond your wildest dreams - for the far away section of the Blahvile Gazette