Today is a sad day for the Champions of Chance, as their team captain and catcher Seth has come down with a rather unfortunate case of death. The accomplished catcher was only two touchdowns behind the all time ranked scoring mark for humans set by H "My Body is an Army" Walker. Seth was killed by Lorenzo Lamas' Crew's Chaos Ogre, and without him his team went on to lose 2-1.

The team's coach has declined to comment on whether the team will be employing a new catcher, or if the agile blitzer Kurt will be taking over ball carrying duties, but the team has certainly taken a hit having lost their top scorer and hardest hitter in successive games.