Awrite yuse pansies, listen up. We gots us a ginuwine person of some interest heer. Grimy Greenfinger is da new Defensive Coordinator (I looked dat wun up) fer da slimy gits. E' gots da job wen E' became da first Troll ta ever figger out dere was a ball involved in da game.

So tells da reeders out dere Grimy, how didgya manage ta git so far in dis grate game a ours?

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Whenever ya can dere Grimy,

Uh oh ya. So it was loik dis den, oi wus on da pitch, n little stumpy was ittin me wiff a stick, n oi was gonna eat im, when oi noticed dis fing on da ground. And all da uvver guys wus kicking n moshing around it. Den I saw some pretty flowers, n den it was a month later. It cam ta me den, dat dat fing must a been da ball da coach was allways going on about. It was one a dem reservations ya know, like when u notce dat the itch in yer side is really a axe head, a real reservation ya know. So dat's how da coach come to give me da job a teachin dem uvver trolls dat da stunties aint dere fer snackin. Oi fink. It gets a little muddy sometimes.

And dere ya have it all yuse guys. A reel tale uv suckcess fer one uv our own.

I'm startin a poll here, among all da coaches wut plays big guys in dere team. I think it's a better idea ta make dem big guys hard to hit and knock down, choosin da rite skills n like. Dey aint fast enough, or brainy enough ta make a good blitzer. Let's here wut yuse guys think.

Till next time, dis is yer pally Coach Dong Skerry, keep yer stick on the ice.