Step right in Mr Tulain, I trust you enjoyed yourself in our fair town this week.

Boy howdy, I'll tell you, Doc, nothing gets you friends faster than a 5000 crown signing bonus. I'll need to hit the gym hard to work off all that great food, although I will admit to a little horizontal exercise, know what I mean?.

I really can thank you enough, Doc. I thought my Blood Bowl days were over when I got that last concussion. No one wants a guy with a soft noggin on the team. What's that, you want me to lie here on this slab. Weird table for a physical, but alright. Hey, whatever it takes to make a good player out of me again.

Actually, Mr Tulain, we're going to make two good players out of you. The saw please Igor. muahahahahaha.

Never take a signing bonus from a guy who only meets at night kiddies.