It's a sad day here in the corner yuse guys. We seen da end of a team wiff some reel putenshul. Team Guana Gitchya has been disbanded after suffering horrendous skink casualties in dere second game. Dey've gone back ta Lustria, lookin fer glory n honour on da battle field.

Accordinn ta coach Yellow Fangs Mggurk, dey was only here fer some show matches, and dey was gittin along pretty good, playin some real tough Blood Bowl, but dey wouldn't take direction, and da little skinkers was always running out and gettin squashed.

Dere franchise is now down ta the Necro team, Kreepy Krawly Cool, and Outta Da Way, a proper bunch a Ogre rookies what has yet ta see dere first match. We looks forward ta seein dere careers develop in da Black Box division.

Till next time, I'm yer old Pal Coach Dong Skerry, Keep yer stick on da ice