Awrite listen up yuse guys, it's yer old pally Coach Dong Skerry here, n we's gonna talk about fouling. Ya know, nothin gets da coach goin like a good solid crunchin hit dat near takes a guys head off. Black Orcs, Chargin beast men, n da satisfyin thump of an ogre's fist r all deer to my heart. But what ta do when the thick headed dwork looks like he might be gettin up? Dat's when ya sends in some sneaky git like a gobbo, ta dig in his spiked boot right where da codpiece meets da leg. Just make sure ya ain't caught doin it.

It's a legit tactic guys, n da coach himself never took it personal when one a his guys got hit dirty. Served da slacker right fer lying on da ground. But just like any good thing, yuse cn take it too far. I seen teams hold back dere ball carrier fer da chance ta get in a couple more fouls. An da wurst is when halfda team can't handle da ball, r throw a decent block on account a da coach having em in training ta learn ta hit dirty. Not learnin dem key BloodBowl skills, da fundamentals, is gonna come back an bite cha somewhere painful. Ya might even find yerself playin in a league a one team.

Dat's my say so on it, wether ya likes it r not. Until next time, dis is Coach Dong Skerry, keep yer stick on the ice