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2014-07-01 19:09:09
5 votes, rating 6
5 votes, rating 6
*Breaking News* SvenS is a liche! GLN scoop
The legend coach SvenS mostly reknown for coaching elven teams (although there was once the scandal of him bringing filthy rats to the UI!), has recently visited the dry Khemri lands. When I followed him, I came to unravel the shocking truth: SvenS is in fact NOT the halfelf most assumed, but a dry shell in the form of a liche!
Furthermore he is associated with other dreaded liches such as Carlo_pellegatti and likely even evil lichlords!
When confronted SvenS didnt even deny it:
Me: Are you in fact a liche?
SvenS: That is... correct
Me: Do your teams know?
SvenS: Im afraid not
Me: Why have you hidden this from them and our readers?
SvenS: I never denied it. I just let them know I have an elven heritage, which is true. I dont see why my health or BMI is any of thier buisness.
Me: How could you hide it for so long?
SvenS: I know some useful glamour magics. Im not sure you understand how sensitive people can be about these things.
Me: Is your connection to other liches the reason your teams so often play Angry Newscasters for recovery games? Is it a sinister plot to offer fine young elves to your own kind?!
SvenS: You might want to relent on your thoughtless accusations sir. I have 2 more things to say to you then this interview better be over!
First, I still see myself as an elf though perhaps not the healthiest one.
Second, when I coach any team I always put their interest before any other obligations!
There you have it the horrible truth uncovered by your humble freelance writer.
Toran Mcgriff GLN
(Khemri themed adoptionteam pending: https://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=25129&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=)
Furthermore he is associated with other dreaded liches such as Carlo_pellegatti and likely even evil lichlords!
When confronted SvenS didnt even deny it:
Me: Are you in fact a liche?
SvenS: That is... correct
Me: Do your teams know?
SvenS: Im afraid not
Me: Why have you hidden this from them and our readers?
SvenS: I never denied it. I just let them know I have an elven heritage, which is true. I dont see why my health or BMI is any of thier buisness.
Me: How could you hide it for so long?
SvenS: I know some useful glamour magics. Im not sure you understand how sensitive people can be about these things.
Me: Is your connection to other liches the reason your teams so often play Angry Newscasters for recovery games? Is it a sinister plot to offer fine young elves to your own kind?!
SvenS: You might want to relent on your thoughtless accusations sir. I have 2 more things to say to you then this interview better be over!
First, I still see myself as an elf though perhaps not the healthiest one.
Second, when I coach any team I always put their interest before any other obligations!
There you have it the horrible truth uncovered by your humble freelance writer.
Toran Mcgriff GLN
(Khemri themed adoptionteam pending: https://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=25129&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=)
Comments
Posted by Cavetroll on 2014-07-01 20:04:57
Perhaps you should adopt a sinister plot to offer fine young reporters to your own kind!
Posted by Rabe on 2014-07-01 20:39:54
And he trains a slayer candidate... *scratches his head*
Posted by SvenS on 2014-07-02 08:41:03
There can be only one! ;)
Wouldnt mind a less obviously racist and quite frankly more intelligent Slayer, that you could actually communicate with.
The world is not black and white only. Not all restless are evil!
Wouldnt mind a less obviously racist and quite frankly more intelligent Slayer, that you could actually communicate with.
The world is not black and white only. Not all restless are evil!
Posted by Rabe on 2014-07-02 12:16:41
I see... I guess that's why you "found" such a cooperative candidate then. Well, we shall see how that works out.
I consider taking Khemri off the "Evil" list actually, due to their background. But those lists need an overhaul anyway.
I consider taking Khemri off the "Evil" list actually, due to their background. But those lists need an overhaul anyway.
Posted by Rabe on 2014-07-02 12:18:47
PS. The current slayer was raised by dwarves... What other kind of world view but a very black and white one could you expect?
Posted by SvenS on 2014-07-02 12:34:03
hehe truth!
Posted by SvenS on 2014-07-02 12:44:18
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=776100
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-07-02 23:26:25
Cool man! I renamed him to Zed-Ra btw. Seemed to fit. =D
Posted by SvenS on 2014-07-03 08:07:40
Agreed :)
Posted by SvenS on 2014-07-03 14:58:45
Today I've had my players thrown rocks at 3 times despite having higher fame! Damn anti liche fanatics! :D